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[Owie]

I currently have a fey dwarf holed up in my leatherworks, demanding hides and gems. The gems I can deliver, but the hides I may not be able to. Should I butcher one of my modded-in guard dog puppies to get the leather, or wall him in and hope my trapper delivers?

[umiman]

Huh... it's such an easy decision.

KILL HIM!!!

No, seriously. If we're talking economics, a puppy is worth hardly anything. Unless you don't have any other form of protection (), then just gut the creature and feed the fey dwarf his desire.

[userpay]

Just kill one and see what happens.

[Owie]

That's what I was thinking. The one thing that's holding me back is that the litter is about to mature into my lovely size 13 double-tailed beasts. Still, I have a lot of them.

[hexrei]

this shouldn't even be a concern, puppies are like rats in my fortresses we kill them by the dozen.

[LrZeph]

this shouldn't even be a concern, puppies are like rats in my fortresses we kill them by the dozen.

I have a cat room, whenever a dwarf goes in there, i imagine him to start drowning, you know, it would sort of be 7/7 Cats, like water, damn I'm using a lot of commas, today.
Just as a comparison,

[Loctavus]

I've played a D&D game where one of us actually fell into a pit filled with skeletal cats. The rest of us got clawed to hell getting them out again. It was a total DF moment it really was.

[EvilCheerio]

Skeleton cats, OMG, that is so awesome, just god. I image your DM was a strange one. I almost convinced my DM to make us fight an advanced flying dire half-dragon carp. He didn't have the time though.