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[spelguru]

The reason I came up with that spell was because I wanted to come up with a painful pyromancy spell... besides, if you are a guy, and you get your pubes burnt off... it hurts alot... So that spell is purely for those sadistic bastards out there... Don't really think *ANY* woman would sleep with ones character if he used that spell on her pubic hair... prolly should would try to either run away screaming and crying, or try to stab you in the heart with a knife...

[Demon]

spelguru...  how old are you again!?

[spelguru]

I am as old as the mountains and as young as the newborn bird...

*Spelguru´s friend*
He is kinda crazy, but he is *bzzzt*

*spelguru again*
As my soon to be exfriend tried to say, I am as old as I am...

*gets a bat and turns to his friend*
Never mention my age again!

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*grabs bat with both hands*
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*swings it*
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*SMACK*

[Toady One]

I would be making progress on temperature.  I set aside the day for it.  Then I ate some Thai food, and then it ate me, and I threw it up.  Or something like that.  Man.  No good.  No progress.  No nothing.  And I still feel sick.

[spelguru]

That is why I never eat anything exept pasta, rice, hot dogs and sandwhiches... also eat some meatballs every now and then... and chicken with pepper gravy... *drools all over the forum* I love chicken with greenpepper gravy...

[Toady One]

Melting items is -- of course/as usual/expectedly -- turning out harder than I thought...  the difficulties stem mostly from corpses and their inventories.

Say you were carrying a body that's holding a copper staff with a crystal ball on the end and the staff melted.  The ball should fall down on the ground.  It needs to go up a chain of inventories to figure out where things went wrong etc. and how to resolve inventories and who is still carrying what.  Or say in that example that the corpse's staff-carrying arm is melted off...  it gets ugly.

It shouldn't be the end of the world...  a few more days maybe to iron this crap out.  Me not vomiting would also help.  I'm still really sick.  Material reactions next...  I think I'll start with shadow skin burning away in the light and follow it up with gargoyle skin.  If those work, then it should open up a wide enough range of possibilities for the time being.  Then clean things up for a million years...  so many pages of unfinished business...

[Toady One]

Not my week.  Computer started up after six tries today.  Hopefully this is just one of those windows things, and it will work now.  I have no money, so I really hope that's the case.  It had been giving me some crap about unplugging my CD drive while the computer was on (didn't touch the CD drive), so maybe it was just a loose cable.

[Ashelus]

As ZardoZ stated:
Penis Bad,
Guns Good,
Go Kill some shit.
End of story.

[Ashelus]

Oh yeah.. I'm pissed, cause my copy of unreal2 won't werk.. argh!

[spelguru]

Since everyone seems to be whining, I will whine some too... And no, I do not want some cheese with my whine.

1. Too long wait for Black and White 2

2. Too long wait for The Sims 2

3. My black n white creature isle aint working  

4. Really hurting knee (dont know why so dont ask)

5. Cat thought it was fun to puke, piss and crap on my last clean sweater

6. I only got 5 litres of Coca Cola left

7. I am so alone (mom and bro went on holiday, girlfriend is at home for another 3 hours) so that I come to a forum to complain

8. The food ppl at my school are not working cuz they dont get enuff cash, so I wont get free lunches at school

9. A group of kobold archers killed my party of 6 level 9-12 chars on baldurs gate 2... they appeared just after a big battle and the entire party had like 5-10 life each left

10. The wait for "Freddy VS. Jason" is too long...

11. still all alone (after 3 minutes of waiting)

12. And the final reason is that Toady one will probably whine about me not placing this in the right topic