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Neoskel

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Stupid alligators.
« on: July 16, 2008, 10:39:56 am »
So i embarked on a glacier to try and make an ice fortress of unadulterated awesome, and it tells me i've found a cave. Oh great, now all my guys are gonna have to hide from some giant until i muster enough strength to kill him. Except thats theres no giant, just four named alligators. On a glacier.

Want a bite of this alligator tallow roast?  :D
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tp12

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Re: Stupid alligators.
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2008, 02:30:24 pm »
yummy.
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Re: Stupid alligators.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2008, 07:46:05 pm »
Have you seen some of the posts on gators? I can't recall exactly but if they reproduce, you are effed.
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Neoskel

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Re: Stupid alligators.
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2008, 09:31:48 pm »
Quote from: Brdn666 on July 16, 2008, 07:46:05 pm
Have you seen some of the posts on gators? I can't recall exactly but if they reproduce, you are effed.

They all froze to death. So free alligator products all round!  :D

I'm pretty sure all animals reproduce.
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Re: Stupid alligators.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2008, 09:41:53 pm »
Breaking news:
Acient prehistoric aligator corspe was found encased in a glacier by a mining team. Possible new link in the evolution of dwarves? Find out at 11.
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Neoskel

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Re: Stupid alligators.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2008, 09:45:07 pm »
Seems like a glacier wasn't as bad an idea as it sounds.

Kobold thieves die shortly after spawning.  :D

Free copper!
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