Dwarf Publishing presents: Dwarf Dwarvson and the Blue Tide!
A Dwarf Dwarvson illustrated novel
From the publishers who brougth you the illustrated versions of such famous classic Dwarfish children's stories like "Dwarfsel and Dwartel and the Adamantine House", "Mithrilwhite and the seven humans" or "Dwarferella" now comes the children's tale of our time: Dwarf Dwarvson! Beloved by Dwarven youngsters everywhere for a decade, Dwarf Publishing now presents you the first and most classic Dwarvson tale "Dwarf Dwarvson and the Blue Tide" for the first time in illustrated format! Do not miss this opportunity to get this historic edition!
But don't take our word for it, read what the critics have to say about this historic first ever Illustrated Edition of Dwarf Dwarvson:
"Dwarf publishing has brougth Dwarvson to life in a way never seen before. You will quiver when you see the fear on Dwarvon's face when he battles the carp hordes, wonder in awe at the amazing contraptions in Clobberedtomb and laugh with him at the antics of Boris. This is a story no children's bookcase should be without!"
-- Meng Notinourpocket, Critic for the Sellout Times. "Ps: Bring monies. Lots of it."
"Dwarf Dwarvson is a model of our times, a true hero any parent should be proud to have their children look up to. Whether it is monsters from the deep or mad experiments gone wrong, Dwarvson faces it with the grim determination and ingeniuty that hallmark the best of dwarfkind."
-- Urist Stoutheart, Homehearth Daily
"A dragon bit off both my arms legs and upper body, bedding me for life. But reading Dwarvsons tales for these kids that keep bugging me has comforted me greatly."
-- Sigurd Heavyhanded, Ambulatory Head on a pillow
Still not convinced? Then Dwarf publishing is proud to present the first ever public preview of this new and historic illustrated Dwarvson tale. Beware, the following preview is bound to leave you wanting for more Dwarvson!
(Cajoes Superartist canceled colouring: needs more blue dye.)"This is the log of Dwarf Dwarvson, former shoemaker, former flagpole, former scientist and now submarine captain. I record these events in the hope that if I fail, somebody else can use my knowledge to try again.
The blue tide, as we call it, appeared on the dawn of 1075, when the banks of the Corralis river began to widen. Three months later the first reports came in from scouts, that land to the north had been flooded. We presumed an unusual strong winter in the mountains, and left it at that.
How wrong we where, four months later the tide had advanced and showed no signs of stopping. Scouts send out per boat to see what was going on only saw miles upon miles of floodlands, growing ever deeper the farther they went in. They had to return after several days out of fear that they'd be lost and would not find their way home.
We poured over our records, trying to find the cause, we hired human sailors to sail deep into the blue tide, but nothing worked. A year after we first saw the blue tide we had to abandon our village, now a port, to oncoming flood.
When I arrived at Zorkovtur, the dwarfish capital, along with other refugees I heard of the true extend of the disaster. Countless fortresses around the continent had already been flooded, Elf, Man and Dwarf alike had to run before the tide. Some unlucky people not even having time to pack their fields before they had to run.
The kings greatest scientists had not been able to figure out the cause, and the blue tide showed no signs of stopping. In desperation I poured over the records of ancient dwarf disasters, until finally, in a footnote, I found a reference to the infinite flooding of Durkumal, Dwarf Outpost in the year 576.
I considered it unbelievable, it could not be. Yet here, plain as day, it describe how dwarfish engineers in Durkumal made a terrible mistake, warping the very laws of physics in their mad hydraulic experiments. I knew that this was it.
I poured over water-soaked records, many having already been lost, and found the evidence. Avedrakust, the Clobberedtomb, founded in the 1050's, it's last reports citing they could no longer shut down their pumps.
There, at last was the source of the dreaded blue tide. There was no time to waste, the King's advisers thought the plan mad, but he had no choice, noone else had a theory. I assembled a crack team of dwarfs. Limpy Limpson, gemcutter extraordinaire. Binky Binkson, woodcutter. Davy Davson, dyer. And Boris G. Enius-Enginerus, clown. And build a submarine to set of into the murky depths of a dwarf fortress gone horribly wrong."
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Blue Tide, order it from your local Dwarfish bookstore!
And don't forget to read the other amazing Dwarvson stories published by Dwarf publishing:
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Blue Terror
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Snowman Kingdom
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Return of the Clown
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Dreaded Underground River of Doom
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Volcano of Fire
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Goblin Hordes
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Titan down the Well
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Spider Queen
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Bath-Tub to the Stars
Dwarf Dwarvson and the Dreadfully Dreadlocked Dreaded Dreadnoughs of The Dread Forest of Dreads.
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