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Osnun Evilallied the Spotted Sanctum of Esteem, one of the very first goblins of the world, managed to live until year 600 !
In 1, she married Smunstu Witchhall (the leader of those goblins, a guard), settled in Lieshowers (in the malignant castle, one tower away from her demon lord) and became a fishery worker.
In 2, Niwora the titan attacked the tower and Smunstu was forced to fight yet managed to flee.
This could've been enough for the two goblins, yet it hasn't been.
Some time laters, a giant rampage ocurred on the fortress : 6 giants attacked Lieshowers ! Osnun tried to prevent the first one from stealing her home yet was unable to fight : the giant quickly smashed her right arm and let her flee. Although the giant stole their food and wealth, they kept on living and had a baby, Mato Rewardhate.
Years passed by, the 6 giants rampaged the fortress quite often, but nobody tried to stop them anymore. Smunstu fought a passing-by hydra, Gulsheb, in 5 yet managed to escape unharmed. A year later, two cyclops attacked Lieshowers : Smunstu killed one, Seba the Action of Bronze, and the other one, Tusnung, fled quickly.
In 8, Moslé Cleaneddung the Hydra attacked Lieshowers. Moslé first saw Osnun and attacked her, but her husband arrived and fought the hydra, giving Osnun the opportunity to flee - at the cost of his life. Smunstu sacrificed himself to save his wife.
Seeing their leader devoured, two goblins stood against the hydra :
Osnun vicecleaned, who had been scouting the area around Lieshowers for 6 years, and Nguslu Menacepraises the Spiteful Ferocity of Nightmares, a guard. While Osnun ripped off one of the hydra's head and fled, exhausted, Nguslu didn't give up and finally killed the hydra, thus avenging the death of Osnun's husband, Smunstu.
At the end of the year another hydra, Nîles, swore an oath of vengeance against those who killed Moslé, especially Smunstu. Nîles attacked Osnun (Smunstu's wife) in 8, but she managed to flee, in order not to let her only son orphan. Nîles came back the following year when Osnun was declared leader of the Wickedness of Circumstances. She tried to catch Osnun again, but made up her mind when seeing Osnun Vicecleaned, who had ripped off Moslé's head. Nîles killed and devoured Vicecleaned, and went away.
The 6 giants rampages followed, without any resistance. Niwora the titan, who nobody had seen since 2 when Smunstu fought her attacked the dark fortress again. Osnun had enough fleeing and fought with skill and hatred. The titan fled. For every goblin in the dark fortress she was a hero.
Niwora came back two years later, in 12, and tried to lighten her shame by killing Osnun ; however, Osnun once again defeated her and this time killed Niwora.
In the meantime, Osnun had been known as the enemy of all hydras. She had been personnally attacked by Snuko Dungssack (twice) and by Nîles (one more time). However, after Niwora's death, the hydras decided to take a break and not attack Lieshowers for a time.
This was Osnun's first time of relative peace, only bothered by the giants' rampages, which were now more like a ritual offerings for not being smashed. When 12, in 14, Mato Rewardhate got married, moved out to the nearest tower, the Fortress of Torment, and became a ranger. One year later he encoutered Tusnung Rundiamond the cyclop. Smunstu had killed Tusnung's friend Seba in 5, that's why Tusnung wanted to kill Smunstu's son : she smashed Mato's foot, but the wound didn't stop Mato from killing Tusnung and finishing his father's duty.
There's few to say about the following years. In 16, Stozu Witchpraises the Pinnacle of Crowns, a fellow ranger of Mato's, killed one of the giants during their 27th rampage. In 20 Nîles came back and was struck down by Dostnglosp Cleanedblack, a goblin who had lost an eye to a cyclop and was murdered in 21. A dragon attacked in 25, and a hydra before, although no one remembers what happened. The same year Gulsheb the hydra who had fought Smunstu 20 years before attacked Osnun who managed to flee.
In 38, Mato's son Stodost Tenderhells had left Lieshowers and settled in Liethorns with Snodub Cruelgorges, the daughter of the goblin who killed Nîles. Although she lost a leg to one of the 5 giants, she became a ranger and killed a minotaur in 37. Unfortunately, Mata the hydra found her and killed her, knowing who she was, in 38.
38 was a sad year for Osnun. She had an argument with her son, Mato. Furious about the death of his wife, Stôsost, as the leader of the Tick of Dikes ruling Liethorns, wanted to raise an army and get rid of every giant, cyclop or hydra in the region. He asked Mato for help, and Mato agreed. Osnun thought it would only lead to the death of every goblin in the mountains and that Slakga the demon lord didn't want this. Following her duty, Osnun killed her own son in order to protect the community she inheritated from her husband.
500 years passed without anything really important in the mountains. Osnun was still alive, as well as Stôsost. Mata, who had forced Osnun to kill her son, was struck down in 78 by Atu Evilroots, orphan 12-year-old fishery worker, in Lieshowers. Mata had attacked his wife 2 years before (she was 14 then). His wife, Dostngosp Boardedterror the Courteous Volcano, is still alive.
Gulsheb the hydra attacked Liethorns in 56 and stumbled across Stozu Witchpraises the Pinnacle of Crowns, who had killed one of the 6 giants. Gulsheb died there.
One after the others, each and every of the enemies of Lieshowers were slain. Now, only 3 giants remain.
Everything went smoothly until 553, when Osnun mysteriously murdered Amxu Doomedreigned... Want to know why?
One thing that struck me is that goblins only have one child and then they're extremely peaceful. These goblins are living in the moutains of the west, without any contact with any other civilisation ever since the beggining of times and there are so much of them who are older than 300. I thought they would fight with each other just for fun.