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Jetman123

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Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« on: June 29, 2008, 06:58:40 am »





I know this is a documented occurence of fish falling over waterfalls, but I found this utterly freaking hilarious.
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 07:52:07 pm »

Fish have clavicles?!

Stupid fish, they should know waterfalls are dangerous! I mean, they didn't have barrels or anything. How did they expect to survive?
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 03:49:57 am »

This was in Sean's Martial Arts Mod, which adds a lot of bodyparts to creatures like ribs, clavicles, breakable necks, etc.
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 08:22:30 am »

On a slightly unrelated note, running down rivers slicing up the local wildlife is great for training up your weapon skills
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:09:56 am »

Unless of course, there's carp in that dem' river.
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 04:21:28 pm »

Or a Seaking...

*hides*
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 04:39:27 pm »

Somebody's modded in pokemon?
LinkLinkLinkLink please.
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 07:19:58 pm »

On a slightly unrelated note, running down rivers slicing up the local wildlife is great for training up your weapon skills

Clearly, you've never swum downstream until you hit the dreaded WALL OF FISH.  Tremble as you become overexerted within TWO TURNS OF COMBAT, and watch as the picine demons leisurely tear you limb from limb while you sit unconscious and completely at their mercy.  Oddly enough, I've apparently been unable to drown while unconscious and/or stunned.   ???
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Re: Why the Milkfish is an Endangered Species
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2008, 07:37:26 pm »

On a slightly unrelated note, running down rivers slicing up the local wildlife is great for training up your weapon skills

Clearly, you've never swum downstream until you hit the dreaded WALL OF FISH.  Tremble as you become overexerted within TWO TURNS OF COMBAT, and watch as the picine demons leisurely tear you limb from limb while you sit unconscious and completely at their mercy.  Oddly enough, I've apparently been unable to drown while unconscious and/or stunned.   ???

 Feel lucky.

 That happened to an adventurer of mine. Except the fish ran away after only crippling his legs. Thus he was doomed to forever be in that river, because he could not freakin'n crawl out.

 When magic gets in, Im nuking whatever rivers I see.
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