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[I3erent]

The bastard went off AND MADE A BRONZE TOY AXE!!! My children play with artifacts how bout yours?

[Dreamer]

Haha...  Well, one of my dwarves made a Mandrill Leather Skirt, once.  Later, I saw an engraving that went like this...

"This is an engraving of a Dwarf and a Mandrill Leather Skirt.  The Dwarf is raising the skirt."

It was...  Scarring.  Very painful.

[Connie Radical]

I got a platinum toy boat the other day.

What was he thinking, I wonder? Dwarfs don't ride boats. Unless maybe it was a boat in the middle of the great Nermabdug.

[Deathworks]

Hi!

This kind of makes me wonder if the choice of object is a subtle hint at how you are playing.

My first few (3 I think) moods all had the same item type: loincloth! Not as fancy as a toy, but somehow I have the feeling the game was trying to tell me something (^_^;;

Maybe your toy-loving dwarves are not taking you seriously?

Deathworks

[Nexus]

quote: I got a platinum toy boat the other day.

A boat? Isn't it obvious? The dwarves are subtly hinting that they want more ale, enough to sail on it!  

quote: "This is an engraving of a Dwarf and a Mandrill Leather Skirt. The Dwarf is raising the skirt."

Funny, I've seen that too, on a ring I think.  It was about another artifact, but it's still nice to see dwarves appreciate good craftmanship.

[puke]

heh.. reminds me of "big rock candy mountain" -- i love that song.

and theres a lake of chocolate
and one of whiskey too
and you can paddle all around it
in an ol' cannoe

..or something like that.

[KrunkSplein]

quote:Originally posted by puke:
<STRONG>heh.. reminds me of "big rock candy mountain" -- i love that song.

and theres a lake of chocolate
and one of whiskey too
and you can paddle all around it
in an ol' cannoe

..or something like that.</STRONG>

There's a lake of stew
and o' whiskey too
you can paddle all around it
in a big canoe
in the Big Rock Candy mountain

You were close enough =)

[Wood Gnome]

finally, one i would like to see in my own house...

"This is an onyx table.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encircled with bands of onyx.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of onyx.  On the item is an image of a demon in onyx.  The demon is making a submissive gesture."

too cool, dude    if i didn't like it so much i'd sell it on e-bay  

[I3erent]

I went to find the ax in adventure mode so i could throw it at poeple hvent found it yet.

[Bluefire]

Throw it? Why not wield it? It would be very amusing if you would smash iron men to pieces with a toy axe.

[Slartibartfast]

quote:Originally posted by puke:
<STRONG>...candy mountain... ...song...</STRONG>

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land.
You've got lolipops and gummy drops and candy canes
and so many things that will brighten up your day.
Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town
Its a Mecca of love and candy canes.
They've got jelly beans and coconuts and little hats
Candy wraps, chocolate bats(?), its a wonderland of sweets.
By the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy fells(?) its a treat as they march across the land.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
so now charlie please will you go into the cave

[Turgid Bolk]

Yes, I love that song!  By the way, there are a lot of other lyrics to it, too.

Also, when I read that about the skirt I nearly choked on my drink, Armok that was funny.  Also, sigged.  

[Dreamer]

I'm glad to know I'm contributing to this society.  

In other news...  "Charlie...  Charliee...  Char-arlieeeeeeee...."