Another day, another tantrum in
Roughearth! This one managed to be more
fun than the last one, though, as it involves a
triple murder. As opposed to yesterday's singular neck punch murder. So! Let's get started.
Our perpetrator is one "
Ustuh Cilobakmam, herbalist". And let me say that I had
no idea what was going on inside this guy's head. I'm not sure how long he's been around for, but I'm assuming his story is much like
Durbrisol.
Witnessed the Dining Hall Massacre of 252, breathed in quite a bit of
miasma in the ensuing body crisis, aaand was haunted by the
ghosts of the dead due to their restlessness. Or it might just be that he never had a proper job in
Roughearth, herbalists are mighty useful when it comes to planting, using
stills and such--but generally I just have any dwarf do whatever they want as long as they just
do it properly. Perhaps his talents as an herbalist never truly got to shine?
Point being, this was actually his
second tantrum. The first was...pretty short lived. Judging by the fact it took place near the farms, perhaps he got fed up seeing that other people were tending to plots that were
rightfully his, and decided enough was enough. So he attacked the nearest person, who happened to be a
wrestler in my newfound
Dwarven army. The encounter was short, to say the least.
Ustuh lunged for Dobar,
hate in his eyes and expressing a
fury that had been pent up inside of him for the better part of two years, trying to find some reason to go on after the tragedy in the dining hall, finding no purpose as his job had been stolen from him by other, less talented dwarves. The wrestler immediately rolled away Dark Souls-style, laughed and declared
"I was attacked. How exhilarating!" He then proceeded to break
both of Ustuh's legs in short order and also his lip. Ustuh rolled around on the floor of the fort's West entrance, kinda just...crying like a baby for a while, sobbing out:
"I've been injured badly. I feel hopeless."I'm not actually sure how he even recovered from having both his legs broken, we had a few crutches lying around and maybe some splints (I recently made a ton more of them in preparation of an actual hospital), but I guess when I was more focused on
Operation: Wrong Hole he...slipped away. Evidently, during the few months that I wasn't paying attention to him, he not only got better in terms of health, but also at fighting. As we'll see shortly.
But first! To talk about my fortress's mayor,
Bembul Eteskol. He's not that bad of a mayor! He's not a
noble, at least, but he's made some...odd mandates. First, he forbid the exporting of
breastplates (which I wasn't remotely going to do) then demanded we build exactly...one breastplate. Which I did for my army. Of course, the pleasing part came in with his quarters.
I'll show you what his quarters look like in a minute, but when the second tantrum happened, his quarters were on their way to being engraved and smoothened. We'd already put in just about everything he had asked for, so now we had to spiff up the place!
Ustuh,
Stukos (a blacksmith),
Dumed (a bookbinder) and
Mebzuth II (an animal trainer) were the ones assigned to actually engrave the place. Though everyone else was content in their duties, Ustuh was not. His
inner rage continued to build as he was forced to engrave the walls for a mayor he hadn't even voted for! He hated that
smug dwarf, getting such fancy quarters while he was confined to a practical box--with only one
cabinet and one
chest with his bed.
Ustuh Cilobakmam has gone berserk!The first one he turned his attention to was
Dumed, giving her a variety of blows which caused minor damage, causing Dumed to flee as she cried out
"I must withdraw!" and cried out for the guards of the fortress to come intervene. As he turned to the other two dwarves,
Mebzuth II attempted to calm him, after all he was acting like an animal! Sadly, his urges were far more sinister than that of any beast. He fell upon her with punch after punch, knocking the woman unconscious quickly due to sheer cranial and spinal trauma. With a sadistic grin, Ustuh stood over his unconscious foe and declared
"I've improved my striking." followed by a grimace as he looked down at Mezbuth II.
"That was not satisfying." After stomping and punching her to
death, he finally turns to
Stukos and this exchange occurs:
Ustuh:
"Death is all around us. This is truly horrifying."Stukos:
"Death is all around us. I'm not uneasy."Little did Ustuh know, but Stukos had been around since the fort's initial founding--being one of the first of the migrants in
250. He'd faced a capybara early on, not expecting such a creature to pose any threat, he initially ignored it...until it leaped at him. Stukos panicked, his natural instincts allowing him to best the creature easily. He had the moves of a wrestler, and truly should have been part of
The Barricaded Kings, my elite wrestler team. Stukos's talents served him well, though, and rest assured that he did not die in vain.
What followed was a
fistfight unlike any other, punches thrown by both parties with enough force to
bruise fat,
crack bone and
tear ligaments and tendons with ease. Still, Stukos held the line, eventually becoming
enraged at the prospect of losing this battle. He would not allow himself to let Ustuh leave this room and murder any more innocent dwarves. Just beyond the door were the sleeping quarters, anyone could be a target in their beds. Stukos began to
lose his breath, starting to
give into pain. But with the last of his might, he delivered a punch straight to Ustuh's gut.
Soon, Stukos fell into unconsciousness, easy prey for the berserk herbalist. Even as he continued to spew bile onto the once pristine floors, now covered in blood, vomit and gore, Ustuh beat away at Stukos's unconscious form, his attention only fixated on his nemesis. Soon entered
Mezbuth, a proud axedwarf of
The Gilded Doors squad. Seeing Ustuh punching at the almost dead Stukos, Mezbuth tightened the grip on his
+bronze battle axe+ and went into the fray, shouting:
"This is my fight too!" With one sweep of the axe, Ustuh fell to the ground, his left foot five feet away from his body--stump leaving a trail of blood on the ground as he crawled to Stukos's body, frothing at the mouth, utterly absorbed in his contempt for the blacksmith. To try and stop the attacks before the could go any further, Mezbuth took another swing, removing his right arm from his body. And still, he continued, not even being struck with the flat of the axe, shattering his knee, would prevent him from beating his foe while they were down. Realizing that the herbalist's vendetta would not be stopped regardless of life and limb, Mezbuth raised the axe and brought it down onto Ustuh's torso.
Pushing the two halves of Ustuh's body off Stukos, Mezbuth crouched down by the blacksmith. Sadly, Stukos had not survived the fight, but in their last moments in
Roughearth, Stukos had saved his fellow dwarves from certain death at the hands of an insane herbalist whose mental state had long been ignored. As other dwarves came to investigate the situation, Mezbuth pondered as they stood up from the blacksmith's fallen form.
"How fleeting life is... Begone fear!"Bembul did get his decent quarters, after the blood had been washed out, vomit cleaned up, and bodies hauled away to their respectful burials. Last time I saw him asleep in there, he had a guard standing over him. A reminder that his dwarves were not to be underestimated, nor ignored. In their heroics and insanity alike.
Roughearth: Begone, Fear!