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[Demon]

Hey, spelguru, I think I speak for everyone when I say *Praise be to Kurtulmak*!!  The moderator is just doing his job!  Stop ruining our board...

In case the other message gets edited, I'll paraphrase:  *Hatred feeds Kurtulmak!  Insults make his powers grow!*

[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

[spelguru]

I wouldn´t be like this, childish and annoying, if Kurtulmak hadn´t edited my first message.

[Zonk]

well..what should i say?Im ***HAPPY*** about the coming of Kurtalmak.I just hope you don't moderato too much and censure almost everything.To be honest,i would have prefered if you had a name that was easier to remember,but a god is a god...
So..

HAIL TO KURTALMAK!

Oh,i want to remember that,even if you are a GOD,you are still a "Slave to Armok"...

     

Please do not edit this post too much.

[Zonk]

Umh..a strange thing...someone registered s himself on "The Gate"Forum as "Kurtulmak".......If you don't know,"The Gate"is the best italian MUD...now,Kurtulmak.....have you been tracking me?I mean,are you the same person of "The Gate"forum?

[Kurtulmak]

Unfortunately, like the most of the sub-beings I rule, I did not name myself.  The rodents at TSR gave me this ridiculous name.  I am listed as a "non-human deity" is the first edition "Legends and Lore" book of Dungeons and Dragons.

Kurtulmak takes many forms! Kurtulmak can appear two places at once!  Kurtulmak is at this very moment playing the GATE and Everyquest at the same time, planning to sell his massively built-up characters on Ebay!

[Denim Sk8r]

How did Kurtalmak become a moderator? He may be a deity, but he's a deity of KOBOLDS! He derives he strength directly from the strength of KOBOLDS! Such power may have a slight chance of surpassing normal humanoids, but never could it compare to the super-human beings known as "Armor Forums Goers"

It is my theory that he is *The Lord of all things great and small!* But, rather, a God-moder, using his ill-gotten power to impose his will directly onto others *who deny the Might of the Coboldi!*.

Kurtalmak, you must let it go....It's not spelguru who you're mad at. You're mad at yourself and you need to come to terms with that. You're mad because you're life didn't turn out as you wanted it.

Let it go.....

[ July 21, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

[Zonk]

do YOU REALLY mean you like to play The Gate?So you understand italian?I am italian!And i have an italian web page were i speak about SLAVES TO ARMOK!

The page is at tedon.sytes.net/zonkos

"Adoriamo tutti il potente Dio dei Coboldi! = translated from italian it means "All hail the mighty God of Kobolds!"

[Kurtulmak]

Of course I understand Italian!  I am God of the Kobolds!  “Schiavi di Armok : Dio del Sangue”.Nonostante il titolo,e un RPG che può generare un Universo dettagliato ed enorme a caso…Umh…ma e complicato da spiegare….Vedrete sulla pagina ufficiale..Comunque,questo RPG per computer,IN INGLESE,ha delle caratteristiche semplicemente incredibili…un realismo e una liberta d’azione,anche nei dettagli,che riescono a stupire…Le ferite sono dettagliate,i mostri sono dettagliati e caratterizzati come il giocatore..si può scegliere addirittura quanto stringere la propria arma, si può mutilare in modo quasi scientifico il cadavere del proprio nemico,si può scegliere a che velocità e usando quali parti del corpo muoversi…

[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

[spelguru]

Hmmmm... I don´t like what you said... but I don´t like the... EVIL PEOPLE WHO STEALS MY COCA COLA!!!    Some bastard stole my coca cola... I need caffein... *goes mad* CAFFEIN!!!

Oh by the way, Kurtulmak:
1. Please translate your last post (I asked nicely)
2. Don´t edit this post just because that I say "All Hail to Dairit" instead of your name (thought I was going to say your name, didn´t ya?).
3. Why don´t you contact "The Gods Union" and see if they can upgrade you to a god of something more powerful, face it kobolds are weak.
4. Toady1, could I be the god of dragons? And have some cool moderator powers too?

All Hail to Me... and dairit...

Do not edit!

And look at my new title and sig...

[spelguru]

sry... pushed the add reply before I pushed the update profile...

[spelguru]

One more post... sry...
plz change this:
Hmmmm... I don´t like what you said...
to:
Hmmmm... I don´t know what you said...

plz?

[Toady One]

You can call yourself what you like in your profile, but I can't give you moderator powers.  Kurtulmak will likely edit my messages if I do that.

[Zonk]

Kurtalmak..I known what i have written on the page is a bit "lame",but my writting skills are not very high...il try to get better...and,when i can,i will update the page about the news slaves to Armok :-)

[SkeleTony]

This Kurtulmak is my kind of deity.This thread was the funniest thing I have read since...the not-quite-as funny thing I read sometime previous to my reading THIS thread.

Posting anything questioning the power of Kurtulmak in this thread is almost like playing "Mad Libs" or something.

[Kurtulmak]

The last person to get in a flame-war with God was the Prince of Darkness.  We all know what happened to him!  Foolish sub-beings continue to test Kurtulmak’s patience and Kurtulmak will make this place look like Oswald Maximum Security Prison!  There are no ‘Winners’ in the Realm of Kurtulmak!  You creatures remind Kurtulmak of his famous battle with Urdlen:  I command my loyal Kobolds to collapse his dungeon and he CONTINUES to carve infinite tunnels in his hatred!  What does Urdlen hate?  Himself!  Only those who hate themselves and wish they’re own destruction would dare defy the will of Kurtulmak!