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[Alan Bolte]

That poor druid.

I couldn't walk a single step without reading two or three pages of text.

[Fenrir]

Who wins, the fish or the beasts?

[Alan Bolte]

Seems a stalemate. The fish have numbers, the beasts have strength and toughness, and there seems to be no end to either of them. Whoever wins, the Elves lose, that's for sure.

[umiman]

Ula: "This is a great day! I, the great Druid Cereniguileli have brought two worlds together!"
Carp: "Your mom sucks d*****n c**k, landLOSER!"
Unicorn: "Oh no. You did NOT just call my momma that, fishface."
Carp: "Bring it, dirteater!"
Unicorn: "Oh you askin' for it now beeyatch!"
Ula: "Now, now. Play nice lit-GURK"
Announcer: "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

[Fishersalwaysdie]

It's carp VS. elephant...
And it's a draw?
I think this solves the whole pirates and ninjas discussion too.

[Alan Bolte]

It's actually carp, tigerfish, milkfish, stingrays, maybe one other kind of fish, unicorns, elephants, hippos, and satyrs. The fish will attack any non-fish that get near the river, and it's almost impossible to cross the river without getting attacked by fish. I've had adventurers drown in the river despite knowing how to swim because of the sheer number of fish literally on top of them. The unicorns and elephants usually shrug off the fish attacks, but they do eventually bleed to death, and the satyrs die just as quickly as the elvish peasants. Because of the way armor piles are scattered after you leave the map, the entire area is littered with rope reed socks and gloves. Haven't seen the hippos fight anyone but elves so far.

[ January 13, 2008: Message edited by: Alan Bolte ]

[Keilden]

quote:Originally posted by Alan Bolte:
<STRONG>It's actually carp, tigerfish, milkfish, stingrays, maybe one other kind of fish, unicorns, elephants, hippos, and satyrs. The fish will attack any non-fish that get near the river, and it's almost impossible to cross the river without getting attacked by fish. I've had adventurers drown in the river despite knowing how to swim because of the sheer number of fish literally on top of them. The unicorns and elephants usually shrug off the fish attacks, but they do eventually bleed to death, and the satyrs die just as quickly as the elvish peasants. Because of the way armor piles are scattered after you leave the map, the entire area is littered with rope reed socks and gloves. Haven't seen the hippos fight anyone but elves so far.

[ January 13, 2008: Message edited by: Alan Bolte ]</STRONG>

To bad elfs don't use metals. Then these battles could give you free armor

[Earthquake Damage]

quote:To bad elfs don't use metals. Then these battles could give you free armor

Those battles are metal.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Next time you go back as an adventurer, have some DRAGONFORCE playing in the background, the hardest metal known to man.

[Torak]

quote:Originally posted by KaelGotDwarves:
<STRONG>Next time you go back as an adventurer, have some DRAGONFORCE playing in the background, the hardest metal known to man.</STRONG>

Oh please.

[KaelGotDwarves]

It's a /mu thing  

*actually hates metal

[Armok]

quote:Originally posted by umiman:
<STRONG>Ula: "This is a great day! I, the great Druid Cereniguileli have brought two worlds together!"
Carp: "Your mom sucks d*****n c**k, landLOSER!"
Elephant: "Oh no. You did NOT just call my momma that, fishface."
Carp: "Bring it, dirteater!"
Elephant: "Oh you askin' for it now beeyatch!"
Ula: "Now, now. Play nice lit-GURK"
Announcer: "MORTAL COMBAT!!!!"</STRONG>

Fixed it  

[ January 15, 2008: Message edited by: Armok ]