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An Adventurer Of The Most Hated Race
« on: March 18, 2008, 10:03:00 pm »

We Elves, as many are aware, are a predominantly peaceful and enlightened folk as a race.  We are blessed in this, much as we are blessed by our innate connection with all living creatures and our lithe and beautious forms.  All other creatures, though they too are to be beloved as the work of natures skilled hands, are basically either fat, short, slimy, or any combination of the three.  Humans are fat.  Dwarves are short and fat.  You get the general idea.

We live by our principles, surviving and thriving in forests that would strangle and starve the other races, existing harmonously for the duration of our lives.

Mostly.

I had not heard of such an event.  But I was made aware that it was not without precedent.  That a young elf, upon reaching the age of maturity, occasionally starts to smell.

The smell, or stink I might say, of a penchent for a seriously unelflike unhealthy unnatural violence.

Some say they merely are influenced by that aspect of nature, the violently aggressive predators.  Others that the abuses that the other races lay upon the earth takes root in their souls which burn for revenge.  The wisest among us know the best course.  Try not to get upset, accept the fact that the day would come in which that Elf approaches the druid as asks about a quest.

So it was with young lady, barely more than a child when the urges took her.  She picked up longsword of chestnut for her own.  Along with a shield of pine.  She borrowed a bow when she could for practice though she had not one of her own.  She spent time among the guard, almost as if considering being one of our worthy protectors.  Her helm was crafted from saguaro.  Her gauntlets from birch.  Her leggings from larch.  Like her shield, her boots were also of pine.  She would've been the picture of a guardian, though we all knew what would really come of things.

We could smell it.

So, Rofa Acithiemima, which would be `Rofa Gorgegulf', on the 13th of Granite in 1050, set out from her forest retreat Kifinocaraca, `Stylesshell' to seek out the druid of our people.

She asked a peasent the way to the Capital, Humiddells.

Then she began a line of questioning that frightened the poor peasent, whose name was Ada Alinoica, out of her wits as Rofa demanded to know everything Ada could possibly recall about the outside world.

Finally, satisfied that she'd absorbed enough information, Rofa promptly left.

As soon as she was gone, the entire forest retreat of Kikinocaraca held a celebration in honor of the day that the child who stank feircely of murder and violence had finally left them.  Needless to say, they did their daintiest dances and recited naughty poetry long into the hours of the night.

Who could say what things were on the mind of young Rofa?  Was she aware of herself?  Did she know her desire for violence, did she give it a name and talk to it?  Or was it something that hid behind her eyes, quietly pushing her towards her inclinations?

Unlike humans, elves, even ones like Rofa, remained unthreatened by the beasts of the wilds.  However, it was not unheard of, for Elven warriors to test themselves against such creatures.  And as she journeyed towards Humiddells, she kept her eyes open, and her ears sharp for anything of interest in the forests.

Just a day from Humiddells, her chance came.  She halted her stride.  There was something near.  And she began a circuituous route in the vacinity, seeking the creature.  Her first test as a ... a what?  A warrior?  That word would do, yes.  Her first test as a warrior was upon her.

Rofa blinked.  Then stepped out into the open just to make sure she was seeing what she was seeing.

A grizzly bear.

Was Rofa daunted?  Did she hesitate?  Who could say.  But this was not an ordinary combat she had planned on.  She had saught to battle the first beast she saw by the traditions of proving a warrior that she'd heard stories of.

Perhaps with trepidition, Rofa put her chestnut longsword away.  She adjusted the strap on her shield.  She approached the bear, grabbed hold of the bear's head with her free hand, and sat down upon the ground, with her shield at the ready.

Almost at once, the bear broke free of her grasp, but not without some struggle.  Indeed, after deflecting two strikes from it with her shield, she restored her grip.

The flurry began there, the bear breaking free from her hold, and her shield defending herself, seeking opportunities where she could to reapply her grip.  She knew that there were two possible outcomes to the fight.  The bear would exhaust itself, and she would have it at her mercy, or the bear would defeat her, by either exhausting her, or striking past her shield and landing a killing blow.

Soon, due mostly to the bear's struggles to break her grip on it's head and her lunging attempts to restore that grip, she began to feel her exhaustion.  Rofa began to sweat, knowing that should her tiring diminish her ability to move her shield fast enough, she was in serious danger.

A quick assessment of her opponent revealed hopeful news though.  The bear too was tired.

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Re: An Adventurer Of The Most Hated Race
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 10:03:00 pm »

Hope is a cruel thing however.  

It is to Rofa's credit that she did not cry out, leaving her shame to echo through the woods.  It is to her credit as well that she did not flee, as it would've been very likely that the uninjured bear would give determined chase to an Elf that hadn't put a single wound upon it.  It is also to her credit that she did not attempt to gouge out the beast's eyes, to better protect her from the chance the creature would find a way to bite past her shield again.

Instead she clenched her jaw, as the blood from her arm fell upon the grass whle she struggled to put her shield between herself and the bear, her foe fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Rofa giggled.  The bear struck at her still, but with lethargy while she regained her own wind.  Perhaps she grew overconfident as desperation took the bear to new levels, as the bear managed to bite down on her left hand.

But finally, the moment arrived.

With the bear passed out, Rofa finally stood up on her feet. She had passed the test.

Traditionally, the Elven warriors when defeating a foe in the wild like so would thank the animal for the contest and leave it to recover.

Perhaps Rofa intended to do this.  That is, until she noticed the chunk of her arm that rolled out of the bear's gaping mouth.

Perhaps it was that moment that her nature revealed itself.

Regardless, she left the bear where it perished, and continued on her way to Humiddells to seek the Druid.

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Re: An Adventurer Of The Most Hated Race
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 10:36:00 pm »

This is the best Adventurer story I've ever heard! More about the Elf with guts! More! *slams his stone mug down upon the rock table and cheers wildly.*

I see great potential in this story!

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 02:29:00 am »

Saa-haaaa-weeeeeet.
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Re: An Adventurer Of The Most Hated Race
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 04:36:00 am »

Noo! Why did she harm the poor fuzzy animal? Why?   :(
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 07:20:00 am »

Indeed,  fun thing about playing Elf adventurers...  Natural beasts don't attack you at all.. (AT_PEACE_WITH_NATURE).  Actually that isn't fun, that bores me.

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Re: An Adventurer Of The Most Hated Race
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 11:21:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Kaelem Gaen:
<STRONG>Indeed,  fun thing about playing Elf adventurers...  Natural beasts don't attack you at all.. (AT_PEACE_WITH_NATURE).  Actually that isn't fun, that bores me.</STRONG>

yeah particularly when you are trying to walk along and you get ambushed every square

"You must survive the ambush!"

ok, that doesn't sound hard, considering the 'ambush' consists of a deer that has no inclination to attack me whatsoever.  Great.

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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 01:43:00 pm »

This story has been made with a fair amount of awesomesauce, if I do say so myself.
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 06:09:00 pm »

On the ninteenth of Granite, Rofa arrived at Humiddells, caleld Eslefairene in the Elven tongue.

As she began to seek out the Druid, she passed a murky pool.

Several large fish were inside, including quite a number of Carp, the legendary fish that Dwarves fear so much.  If the founders of Humiddells had considered the defense of their homestead, they had little to fear from Dwarves who are rumored to frighten children by descriptions of the vicious fish.

A refreshing swim across the river, again with a great number of large fish, helped wash the battle odor off of her, though Rofa was perhaps dissapointed to see that her boots were still stained with her blood from the fight with the bear.

Pushing towards a crowd, she caught sight of the Druid.

The Druid had governed over this area of forest since the dawn of recorded time.  If you don't quite have a grasp of the scope of that, that'd be at least one thousand forty-nine years.  She was tall, and beautiful, and lovely, and thin.  She also looked permanently bored, and didn't seem to get up the motivation to do much of anything.  It's suspected that she'd perfected the art of napping while keeping her eyes open, and creating the art of social interaction while napping.

The murderously stinky are said to be quite a moral quandary for Druids.     A bloodthirsty killer who is slaying the enemeies of Elven kind can be an asset.  But a complete lunatic with well tested combat prowess could result in some very bad things.  What to do then?  Usually, they think of the most dangerous thing around and point the lunatic elf in the direction of it.

An observer that day has said that Rofa's words to the Druid were, "Very well," and nothing more.

It is believed that Rofa concluded that she was sent on a quest she was expected to fail at.  And it is believed that is why Rofa took some time to do a little exploring of the land, after all, she'd just survived her very first combat the day before, and still felt the need to improve herself.

Wolves are said to make for the ideal creature to train wrestling and shield use with.  They're easily discovered, they patiently wait their turn, they lose interest in the fight as soon as the elf stops grappling them, and travel in packs.  Even the toughest of warriors tires long before she can exhaust an entire pack of wolves through nonlethal grappling.

Of course when fighting the Elf, the wolves don't exactly use non lethal technique.

Time passed until it was the eleventh day of slate.  All the time between Rofa had been exploring the countryside and wrestling with whatever wild animals she found.   At first the various cuts and wounds were numerous, but asshe progressed, her expertise holding onto her opponent as well as her ability to get her shield to intercept strikes continued to improve.  She grew faster, stronger.  She could wrestle the animals for lengthier periods of time.  But just the same, she felt she needed more.  Her chesnut sword had remained in her pack for so long, and her skills in weilding it hadn't improved at all.  But apart from the one bear, it's believed she did not cause death or even wounds to any other woodland creature.  Except for a wolf whose nose she's reported to have pinched until the creature passed out from pain.  But it'd bit her liver, so we can only suppose Rofa felt that was justified.

Perhaps while thinking about the other areas of a warrior's expertise, ones she'd had no real practice at all in, and perhaps also the expectation that she'd perish on her actual quest, Rofa indulged a curiosity and decided to visit a human town.

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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 10:03:00 am »

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 01:11:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor Saturn:
<STRONG>F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5</STRONG>

Wishing for a Quicksave in Adventurer Mode, or rather refreshing this thread in the hopes of seeing more story?

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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 06:24:00 pm »

It's likely refreshing the thread, since on Something Awful there's an icon that depicts a smilie-head sweating and pushing the F5 button repeatedly, and also Quicksave seems to not fit the context.

I, too, wish to see more.

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