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The Devouring Plague

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Epic Loses?
« on: January 05, 2008, 10:17:00 am »

Like being shot through the heart and both lungs by a kobold elite bowmen, then putting your sword through his heart with your last dying breath!

Mine is a cave spider + me:-

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 You bash The giant cave spider in the left second leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is battered!
The giant cave spider attacks You but You jump away!
You bash The giant cave spider in the right first leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is broken!
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant cave spider in the right third leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
You bash The giant cave spider in the left third foot with your Mithril war hammer!
It is bruised!
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant cave spider in the right third leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
You bash The giant cave spider in the right third leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
You charge at The giant cave spider!
You bash The giant cave spider in the left first leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
You collide with The giant cave spider!
You tangle together and tumble forward!
The giant cocoon spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant cocoon spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The giant cave spider in the right fourth leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the left lower arm from behind!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right upper leg from behind!
It is broken!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right upper leg from behind!
The shot glances away.
You bash The giant cave spider in the left first leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
The giant cave spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right upper arm from behind!
It is torn!
The giant cocoon spider strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant cocoon spider in the cephalothorax with your Mithril war hammer!
It is bruised!
The giant cocoon spider has been stunned!
The giant cocoon spider's brain has been bruised!
You bash The giant cave spider in the left fourth leg with your Mithril war hammer!
It is mangled!
The giant cocoon spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
You are caught up in the web!
The giant cave spider bites You in the upper body!
It is badly ripped!
You are having trouble breathing!
You feel numb!
The giant cave spider latches on firmly!
You are feeling sluggish!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the lower body from behind!
The shot glances away.
You are partially free of the web.
You are completely free of the web.
The giant cave spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
You are caught up in the web!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right lower arm from behind!
The shot glances away.
You are partially paralyzed!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right upper leg from behind!
It is mangled!
You are partially free of the web.
The giant cave spider shakes You around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
You are completely free of the web.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right lower arm from behind!
It is badly ripped!
You give in to pain.
The giant cocoon spider is no longer stunned.
The giant cave spider grabs You by the left hand with his left third leg!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
You are completely paralyzed!
The giant cave spider has bled to death.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the left lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider shoots out thick strands of webbing!
You are caught up in the web!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right lower leg!
It is torn!
Your right knee has been sprained!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the lower body!
It is badly ripped!
Your stomach has been broken!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the left upper arm!
It is torn!
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right foot!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the right hand!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the left upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The giant cocoon spider bites You in the upper body!
It is torn into pieces!
You have been struck down.

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sphr

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Re: Epic Loses?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 10:27:00 am »

lol... if that's considered epic, I guess most of my encounter with the GCS is epic.. dunno about the cocoon spider though... mod?

Helmaroc

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Re: Epic Loses?
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 01:47:00 pm »

yeah teldin's mod.
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Asehujiko

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Re: Epic Loses?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 02:17:00 pm »

Dark fortress in some extremely cliffy(and laggy) place. Undermined the whole area in fortress mode, abandone, go there in adventurer to pick up the loot. Guess wha? Goblins repopulated the ruins. Fighting 2 spearmen on the top of one, elite bowmen walks up to us and mangles my shield arm. As he's 7 squares away, i couldn't risk moving towards him with the spearmen attacking me. So i toss my sword, hiting him square between the eyes(both of them got tore out, guess that's where he got hit). Goblins turn, one spear hit glances off, other i dodge... off the tower. When i land 21 z levels on the pile of stone that once was the other half of the tower, i get 2 messages:

The goblin elite bowman pulls out the *<iron>*
The goblin elite bowmen has bled to death.

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