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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Just wait until the Dark Lord, in his bakery of evil, crafts the Fudge of Power with which he will bind all free peoples in terrifying chocolatey goodness.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Worldgen Autoshaving:  Periodically during world-gen, all creatures that have beards should shave them off.

[Uthimienure]

Worldgenital Autoshaving

[A_Curious_Cat]

Somewhere on each world should be a physiographic feature that resembles human genitalia.  The trees in this area should be inhabited by cootieselves.

[Urist Mchateselves]

The only way to defeat these special elves is by using fudge.

[muldrake]

Looking back on it cheese biome isn’t really a bad suggestion. I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw some variation of that in myth & magic.

An actual bad suggestion would be to make it rain cats and dogs in evil biomes.

But then they gib on impact and come back as dozens of piles of undead cat and dog meat.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves are filled with joy upon seeing the undead cat and dog gibs and will refuse to kill them even as they are being torn apart by them.