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[Kagus]

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The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the left hand!
The shot glances away.
The human Drunk releases the grip of The human Drunk's right lower arm on The groundhog's left front paw.
The human Drunk grabs The groundhog by the right rear leg with her left lower arm!
The human Drunk releases the grip of The human Drunk's left lower arm on The groundhog's right rear leg.
The groundhog attacks The human Drunk but She jumps away!
The human Drunk grabs The groundhog by the nose with her left hand!
The human Drunk releases the grip of The human Drunk's left hand on The groundhog's nose.
The human Drunk charges at The groundhog!
The human Drunk attacks The groundhog but He jumps away!
The human Drunk slams into an obstacle and falls over!
The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the left hand from behind!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog attacks The human Drunk but She jumps away!
The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The human Drunk grabs The groundhog by the right ear with her right lower arm!
The groundhog bites The human Drunk in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The human Drunk charges at The groundhog!
The human Drunk punches The groundhog in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The human Drunk collides with The groundhog!
The groundhog is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The human Drunk grabs The groundhog by the left ear with her left upper arm!
The human Drunk releases the grip of The human Drunk's left upper arm on The groundhog's left ear.
The human Drunk punches The groundhog in the left rear leg with her right hand!
It is broken!
The human Drunk charges at The groundhog!
The human Drunk punches The groundhog in the left rear leg with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The human Drunk collides with The groundhog!
The groundhog is knocked over!
The groundhog gives in to pain.  

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The human Child charges at The groundhog!
The human Child punches The groundhog in the left rear leg with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The human Child collides with The groundhog!
The groundhog is knocked over!
The human Child grabs The groundhog by the nose with his left lower arm!
The human Child punches The groundhog in the left front leg with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The human Child releases the grip of The human Child's left lower arm on The groundhog's nose.
The groundhog is no longer stunned.
The human Child punches The groundhog in the upper body with his right hand!
It is battered!
The human Child charges at The groundhog!
The human Child attacks The groundhog but He jumps away!
The human Child punches The groundhog in the left front leg with his left hand!
It is battered!
The human Child punches The groundhog in the lower body with his left hand!
It is battered!
The groundhog charges at The human Child!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the lower body!
It is torn!
The human Child's stomach has been torn!
The human Child's spleen has been badly torn!
The groundhog collides with The human Child!
They tangle together and fall over!
The human Child is no longer stunned.
The human Child punches The groundhog in the upper body with his right hand!
It is broken!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the head!
The shot glances away.
The human Child misses The groundhog!
The groundhog counterstrikes!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The human Child misses The groundhog!
The groundhog counterstrikes!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the left upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The human Child attacks The groundhog but He jumps away!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the left foot!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The human grabs The groundhog by the left rear leg with his right lower arm!
The groundhog charges at The human!
The groundhog bites The human in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog collides with The human!
The groundhog is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The human releases the grip of The human's right lower arm on The groundhog's left rear leg.
The groundhog charges at The human Child!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right hand!
It is torn!
The groundhog collides with The human Child!
The human Child is knocked over!  

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The groundhog charges at The human Hammerman!
The groundhog bites The human Hammerman in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog collides with The human Hammerman!
They tangle together and tumble forward!
The human charges at The groundhog!
The human attacks The groundhog but She jumps away!
The human rushes by The groundhog!
The human Child is no longer stunned.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The human charges at The groundhog!
The human punches The groundhog in the right rear leg with his left hand!
It is battered!
The human collides with The groundhog!
The groundhog is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the head!
The shot glances away.
The human grabs The groundhog by the left ear with his right hand!
The groundhog misses The human Child!
The human Child counterstrikes!
The human Child misses The groundhog!
The human punches The groundhog in the lower body with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The groundhog charges at The human Child!
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right upper leg!
It is torn!
The groundhog collides with The human Child!
The human Child is knocked over!
The groundhog bites The human Hammerman in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The human Hammerman misses The groundhog!
The human releases the grip of The human's right hand on The groundhog's left ear.
The groundhog bites The human Child in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The groundhog bites The human Hammerman in the right upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The human charges at The groundhog!
The human punches The groundhog in the left rear leg with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The human collides with The groundhog!
The groundhog is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The groundhog gives in to pain.  

Sorry for the huge amount of text.  This all occured in the quiet riverside town of "Velvetythimbles", when a pack of vicious groundhogs attacked the local populace.

A full alert was sounded, and all the villagers and children gathered into the tavern along with two guards, while the rest of the town's militia was sent out to deal with the threat.  Not a single groundhog was left alive that day.

There also seemed to be an unusual amount of rotting fish scattered about in the area.  Is this some twisted warning of the apocalypse?  A plague of rabid groundhogs and fish falling from the sky?  I love this game.

P.S.
If you ever get the chance, mod in the ability to play as a bronze colossus.  Great fun.  

Just don't make my mistake, and remember to add the tags required to let it gain experience.

[Torak]

Groundhog: That guy looks delicious!

Man: Dont bother me, I'm local.

[uberubert]

Haha, why does this remind me of the last part of Postal 2?