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[Chizzer]

I'm fairly new, but here is one I just got:

I had a mission to kill a minotaur. So myself (axeman and thrower) and my band of 5 drunks head into the cave.

First thing that we see is a crocodile, which I quickly cut in half. Suddenly, the minotaur attacks us. I take the lower half of the crocodile and throw it at the minotaur, breaking his left hand. Then, my drunks swarm.

While 4 of the drunks starting punching the stuffing out of the minotaur, one of them gets it in a lucky shoulder lock, and breaks it's right shoulder. I then run up with my axe, and cripple it's left leg. While this is happening, the drunk released the shoulder and started strangling the minotaur. I proceeded to hack off all of the minotaur's limbs.

What was left was a minotaur with no limbs, being strangled and punched by 5 drunks. The thing bled to death without even throwing one attack.  

[Grek]

I killed a goblin with it's own toe.

[Poil]

Not a kill but I knocked back a cheetah by throwing human chunks at it. I was playing as a human. Now that's badass.

[Commoners]

My axedwarf/thrower managed to beat a hippo to death with his own leg after the hippo chomped it off. He went unconcious, and a resus macaque strangled him to death and stole his axe.  

[Asehujiko]

me, my 5 drunks and a large supply of flies were send out to kill a swordmaster, we arrived at the ruin, drunks ran all over the place and eventualy got killed, i was at the edge of the map practicing my wrestling when i saw about 8 skeletons walk up to me, i strated throwing my live flies, and out of the 8 hits, 6 were an instant kill, leaving only 1 zombie and the swordmaster, i throw the earring i got from my wrestling dummy and knocked the swordmans upper arm of, and with that his (masterpiece?) iron two hander, and he was knocked back about 15 squares, i then hit the zombie in the upper leg with some other stupid item(a pile of mud i believe), removing that as welll, then i hit him in the head twice, breaking it the first time and making it explode the second time, leaving only the one armed skeleton, who i beat to re-death with his own arm

allied casualties: 5
enemy casualties: ~15
own wounds: bruised hand and a sprained wrist
loot: too much to count