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[Keiseth]

I tried a martial artist whom wears no armor past cloth. Kulur Knotoaks the Human Elite Wrestler.

Oh, the madness!

Finding a cave accidentally, I thought it to be a fine place to start the chaos. Everything went fine until I was corned by an Iron Man and a Giant. The giant dished out serious hurt but the Iron Man was too slow to be murderous. I escaped with a broken arm, shoulder and head(!?).

Returning I first encountered the Iron Man. Every attack was fruitless and I could of course, break no limbs. Out of desperation I picked up a rock and started denting him. I threw it and, yeah, you saw it coming. Severed him in half.

Confused and happy I picked up the masterful iron statue that remained and used it as a club. Many, many creatures were crushed by an  iron statue.

Oh, you think. Statue as a weapon, that's not all that clever. It's been done.

I found yet another iron man and smashed him to bits with his brethren. I was quite surprised to see limbs flying; perhaps an iron man limb is more useful then a full iron man?
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8122/ironmanlivesagainvr4.png

"iron man left hand (held on) left hand".

Although it's probably interpreted differently, I like to think my martial artist is wearing one heavy, heavy left hand over his real left hand. It does pretty insane damage when it wants to.

Is anyone else slightly reminded of Enter the Dragon? =)

[Heliopios]

Beating someone to death with mud is more fun.

[Gaulgath]

I prefer axes.

[Keiseth]

No respect for a severed iron man hand? Fine, I'll do better. Next up, a lasher that uses a severed dragon tail.

If I can find a dragon.

And its tail.

[Bricktop]

I like the sound of the Iron Man hand  

tbh the whole Masterpeice Adamantium Mub or whatever the stuff seems to be made of gets boring pretty quick... and as for the artifact insects...

I like using Iron Man Heads to throw though  

[Keiseth]

I kinda feel bad killing those iron men, I thought about it for a minute.

Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass there. Why should we even care? He was turned to steel, in the great magnetic field, when he traveled time, for the future of dwarfkind.

'Ironman' Knotoaks: Heavy boots of lead fill his victims full of dread. =)

[ June 16, 2007: Message edited by: Keiseth ]

[Trichordate]

I usually throw balls of water at my enemies. It pretty much destroys on contact.

Dwarf Fortress: The only game in which Aquaman does not suck.

[Keiseth]

Wait, I thought Aquaman can only talk to fish and swim; He can control water too? If so, yeah, he'd kick all sorts of ass in DF.

Otherwise he'd still blow. Fish.