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[Scoops Novel]

Could we survive?

[Magmacube_tr]

no

[Scoops Novel]

You shall be cast from the dwarfhold for this cowardlyness!

[King Zultan]

Are we fighting against the skaven or are we the skaven?

[Scoops Novel]

You're literally three rats wearing a crown man.

[Magmacube_tr]

You're literally three rats wearing a crown man.

SHOTS FIRED!

[dragdeler]

I feel I could get really far in a society based on gluttony that likes to do unsafe experiments.


Ugh he invented yet another method to consume warpstone?!

[Scoops Novel]

Isn't that Capitalism tho?

[dragdeler]

PFF capitalism loves to pretend it innovates while spinning in circles. They'd have legislators regulate warpstone because they can neithrr claim exploitation permits for the warp, nor put DRM on the warpstone.


It's cute and all to compare capitalism to despotism sure, but functionnaries aren't as resilient as clubs.

[Frumple]

all i know is i'm tired enough i read the title as "skeleton curry"

that's much more interesting, and also possible

hypnotoad's on to something with dem spicy bones

[Magmacube_tr]

all i know is i'm tired enough i read the title as "skeleton curry"

that's much more interesting, and also possible

hypnotoad's on to something with dem spicy bones

Effects of insomnia or something?

[King Zultan]

You're literally three rats wearing a crown man.

Hey man don't be racist I'm not a skaven I'm just regular rat with three heads.

[Loud Whispers]

Given the propensity for skaven friendly fire and treachery I'd say there's a good chance that even if the colony does well, we will all certainly perish. This does remind me of the time one of my friends ran an edgefest TTRPG campaign and I got to play a not!Skaven, who was 2 years old in human years but already a grizzled veteran in rat years. Miss ya Skrit Skreet, you were a madrat

That campaign was also pretty hilarious, because it was the GM's first time running games. So it would lead to situations like:
-Skrit Skreet rolls to check the walls for rats, because there are always rats in the walls. Gets 13, GM says Skrit Skreet finds no rats in the walls. But we're making Lovecraft references, there are always rats in the walls.
-There were in fact, assassin rats in the walls.