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[AlienChickenPie]

Most of my characters die after killing no more than one ettin/cyclops/minotaur in a cave, and the minions around it. Fittingly, their descriptions in the legends page are short and boring.
Let's start a thread where people post their successful, funny or otherwise noteworthy legends page entries.

[Kagus]

Death and Glory!

[umiman]

There's this human axe lord who slaughtered three of my triple legendary adventurers in a row, along with a whole lot of other miscellaneous adventurers I send his way. I don't know how to post legend pages though.

Man, that guy pisses me off. He's the only one left of his whole civilization yet he never fails to disembowel the strongest of my warriors.

EDIT: HAH!!! KILLED HIM!

Got a guy with 4 steel shields in each hand and an axe to whack him around.

[ March 06, 2008: Message edited by: umiman ]

[Deon]

quote:4 steel shields in each hand

WTF?

[AlienChickenPie]

You can find the legend pages by starting a new game in the world where the adventurer lived, choosing legends, choosing historical figures, hitting up to get to the recent figures and finding your adventurer.

[umiman]

Deon: Pick up a shield and you put it in your backpack, take it out and you hold it in your hand, regardless of whether you have something there already or not. Repeat.

[Sean Mirrsen]

In the now-well-gone-down WAR!!! thread, I described a full-scale assault of humans on a darkelven settlement.

The legends entry for the settlement's spearmaster was quite long, because he nailed 52 people before I managed to get to him, and a few more while we were fighting.

[Greiger]

I managed to get an adventurer up to a 27 page long legends screen by slaughtering nearly an entire kingdom(it was a small kingdom) With a two handed sword and an iron serrated disc from a abandoned fort.

My sig is a particularly noteworthy excerpt from those adventures.

EDIT: The killing spree was started by accident by launching a camel of all things into the mayor.  
It ended when I wandered to the next kingdom over and took a quest to kill an ettin and died to a GCS.  The fight was epic, I dodged the first webbing spray, my disc flew and hit with precision sticking in the spider, but it did not kill it.  I charged in with the two handed sword, parrying a countering every move the spider made...then my sword got stuck and I lost it.  In my attempt to back away to let it bleed to death from the mortal disc wound it webbed me and ripped me apart...then died one second later.

[ March 07, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]

[umiman]

code:

The human Axe Lord blocks The spinning Steel hunting spear!
The spinning Steel war axe strikes The human Axe Lord in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
You stab The human Axe Lord in the left hand with your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The shot glances away.
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord hacks at You in the right lower arm with her *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
It is badly gashed!
The human Axe Lord blocks The flying Iron arrow!
The human Axe Lord blocks The flying Iron arrow!
The human Axe Lord blocks The flying Iron arrow!
The human Axe Lord blocks The flying Iron arrow!
WTF!?
The human Axe Lord charges at You!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord collides with You!
You tangle together and tumble forward!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You can't stand up -- somebody is in the way.
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
You grab The human Axe Lord by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
STOPPIT!!!
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
DIE ALREADY!!!
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
EAT DIRT YOU... YOU... DIRTBAG!
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You take The human Axe Lord down by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord stands up.
You miss The human Axe Lord!
The human Axe Lord breaks the grip of Your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・on The human Axe Lord's *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
You grab The human Axe Lord by the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・with your right rear leg!
RAWR!!!
The human Axe Lord struggles in vain against the grip of Your right rear leg on The human Axe Lord's *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
ping pong ping pong
You stab The human Axe Lord in the left lower arm with your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
It is pierced!
The human Axe Lord's left elbow has been sprained!
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The human Axe Lord struggles in vain against the grip of Your right rear leg on The human Axe Lord's *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
You strike at The human Axe Lord but the shot is parried!
The human Axe Lord struggles in vain against the grip of Your right rear leg on The human Axe Lord's *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
The human Axe Lord strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You stab The human Axe Lord in the head with your *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・
It is pierced through entirely!
ouch...
The *Steel hunting spear*ｯ・has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kul Sladaiwo, human Axe Lord has been struck down.
You stand up.
You pick up the *Iron battle axe*ｯ・and put it in your *Hemp backpack*.
You set a fire.
You set a fire.
You set a fire.

Hehehe. People who say Giant Cave Spiders are hard haven't truly experienced adventure mode yet   :cool:

[Kagus]

Should've thrown him instead.  Take-downs are practically useless, since the enemy can get back up right after.  Throw someone, and they'll stay down longer.  I think they even get stunned, but I'm not sure.

But I'm not sure you can even do that when grabbibg with a weapon...

[umiman]

Yeah, throws stun your enemy. But you can't throw when holding on his weapon. And if I let go of his (her?) weapon, this happens:

code:

The human Axe Lord hacks at You in the upper body from behind with her *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
It is cloven asunder!
You are propelled away by the force of the blow!
You slam into an obstacle!
You have been struck down.

code:

The human Axe Lord hacks at You in the upper body with her *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
It is cut!
The human Axe Lord hacks at You in the lower body with her *Iron battle axe*ｯ・
It is broken!
You feel sick!
Your entrails shoot out through the wound!
Your stomach has been broken!
Your pancreas has been badly cut!
Your spleen has been broken!

Insta kill!

[SmileyMan]

Put levels in wrestling, travel light to keep your speed up, then grab the axe with a hand and try to gain possession of it (shift-I).

Then break all shoulders, knees, elbows, hips, wrists and ankles.  Then gouge eyes and strangle to death.

That should do it.

[Fleeb]

One would hope.