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Daniel Charms

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You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« on: April 29, 2008, 08:52:00 am »

[ April 29, 2008: Message edited by: Daniel Charms ]

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Impending Doom

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 09:58:00 am »
Young whippersnappers!

*shakes +Tower-Cap Cane+*

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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

Daniel Charms

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 10:53:00 am »
In case you were wondering, a previous adventurer had lost his life when I attempted to find out how many goblin kids an inexperienced wrestler could take on. Not that many, it turned out.
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Kyselina

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 10:53:00 am »
Monstermaggot seems serious.
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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 11:35:00 am »
Girlishlyric.  Yes, that is a rather laughable claim.
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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 11:44:00 am »
According to THIS website, I can take on thirty 5-year olds in a fight.

I'd imagine a battle-hardened hammerer could take on, at a minimum, an equal number of goblin children in a fight.

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Earthquake Damage

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:12:00 am »
Inspiration struck.

code:
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: I am Inigo Montoya!
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: You were the death of Bob Montoya, my father!
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: Prepare to die!
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Keizo

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2008, 05:12:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Earthquake Damage:
<STRONG>Inspiration struck.

code:
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: I am Inigo Montoya!
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: You were the death of Bob Montoya, my father!
Inigo Montoya, human Swordsman: Prepare to die!
</STRONG>

OH MY GOD. You are my hero.

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Re: You talkin' to me, goblin punk?
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 03:40:00 pm »
Hahahahaha, oh wow.  That was hilarious.
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