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Author Topic: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame  (Read 2141 times)

Nakéen

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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2021, 03:01:31 am »

Turn 3

Absence In Meaning awakens from the sugary oblivion of the undreamt. Absence is in name only, not in presence. Now to find some meaning in all of this.

Rain in the Allswamp
The Allswamp is a swamp, the Crabmen are crabmen. What is the meaning of this? Absence in Meaning knows not, and their thoughts set time in motion once more. He stands up and set the jug on his shoulder, and walk, sometimes spilling water from the endless jug, causing it to fall on the Allswamp in the form of rain of various intensity.

Mur and Crab, crab party

The surviving crabs are inexplicably compelled to gather around Mur, despite their supposedly functioning survival instincts telling them this is most assuredly not a really toasty idea. At the same time, Crab is showering the Crabmen with Divinity®, making them more Divine. What could go wrong?

Suddenly the Crabmen achieve an understanding of Somewhat-Good and Somewhat-Evil as two conflicting wills tell them to do stuff they wouldn't usually do. The shower of Divinity® is probably not helping. Each of the survivors sees mental constructs of their own making appearing before their eyes, a nicely roasted reddened crab, and crab-lawyer wearing a monocle of legitimacy. The two mental crabs argue in order to help the Crabmen make a Choice, although in truth it is not really helping, and only adding to the confusion.

Many crabs decide to jump into the furnace to make the voices of dubious reason cease, while many others just filter the white noise out and go somewhere else. The twice surviving survivors thus settle somewhere in the Allswamp far from Mur and Crab, now unbound by Divinity® and thus unable to count as worshipers in the industrial process of Ambrosia processing.

Mur and Crab lost all their worshipers, Oops!

Bubba, dumping gators

Meanwhile Bubba decides to create gator mortals, and maybe realize that gators are annoying to take care of, or maybe not. Whatever the reason they dump the poor unloved gators into the Allswamp, and leave them take care of themselves. All in a day's work.

The Gator Mortals, in their search for divine love, start worshiping anything that should and shouldn't be worshiped, making them quite the omni-animists. They hold a special place in their gatoresque hearts for Bubba, the one who didn't love them and threw them in the swamp.

Bubba earned 1000 worshippers, because the Gators have been traumatized by how they were left alone by their maker.
Ding! Bubba earned 1 lump of Ambrosia



...Rbrs, Ouroboroboroboros of Change and Reversal,
Worship: None

...Absence in Meaning, Bearer of Water and Purpose,
Worship: None

...Bubba, Deerlord of Swamps and Alcohol,
Worship: 1000 Gator Mortals
Ambrosia: 1 lump

...Crab, who requires no further explanation,
Worship: None

...Deus Duo, brought to you by the Number Two,
Worship: None

...Mur, Oven of Loneliness and Baking,
Worship: None

...and, last but not least, Arn, God of Contests and Rules.
Worship: None



1000 Gator Mortals:
> 1000 worshiping
> 0 not really worshiping


200 Crabmen Divinity® Mortals:
> Can't generate worship
« Last Edit: June 21, 2021, 12:27:05 pm by Nakéen »
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Nakéen

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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2021, 03:03:30 am »

Bubba the Gator Dumper, Lord of Sewer Brew now holds the reins of all of creation.
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2021, 03:58:32 am »

Bubba the Gator Dumper, Lord of Sewer Brew now holds the reins of all of creation.
Oh damn creation might be screwed.
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2021, 07:18:23 am »

Create 1000 new crabs to gather around the old crabs. With the old crabs ability to deny the swamp, a civilization should form.
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2021, 11:40:48 pm »

Absence in Meaning jogs with jug in hand, the heat generated by his marbled muscles causing his pearlescent sweat to turn into fine mist. Feeling a bit moist and quite hot, he pours a stream of water from the jug on his glittering skin, causing a great burst of steam to appear around him.

The land where he cooled down turns into a misty tropical jungle thanks to the nourishment provided by his divine excretions.

Land: the Misty Jungle
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2021, 09:34:00 pm »

Dues Duo was busy being the number 2 in the title of the last turn and thus unable to act.

Noticing how so many have died, DD decides to make an Afterlife! A two-sided afterlife that is basically the same as the swamp, and changes with the swamp's general outline. The blessing of Twosomeness remains in this Afterlife, in the Good side pairs of people you liked/will like form with you, while in the Bad side people you hate and who hated you are attracted to you.

Mortals get into the Good side by being sinless (AKA knowing 2 is the best number), mortals go into the bad side by being full of sin (AKA thinking another number is greater than or equal to two). This goes for mortals who haven no concept of numbers as well.
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2021, 09:43:10 pm »

RBRS spins backward, changing all the crabs into barques.
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Re: Godsquare the Plains of Sand: A succession godgame
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2021, 09:53:10 am »

Mur, depressed about being abandoned, begins stress-eating gators.
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