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Stadfradt

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Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« on: January 24, 2021, 08:14:15 pm »
"The dwarves have voted and they refuse to work until the player is replaced."
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2021, 08:23:05 pm »
"Warning: Your fortress has insufficient symmetry"
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2021, 10:16:32 pm »
"All utils disabled. Have Fun!"

Gremlin or something...
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2021, 11:34:03 pm »
"Urist McSecretive has successfully hidden his wheel of cheese!"

...where?

....well, I guess I'll find out in a few months of game time....
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2021, 07:46:50 am »
"A force from the Mountainhome has arrived to demand that you become an official part of the realm!"

I'd actually like to see something like this if you reject the liaison's offer too frequently.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2021, 08:05:41 am »
A kea has stolen Urist McMayor!
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2021, 09:46:05 pm »
"Urist McNoble has fallen down a flight of stairs!  Urist McNoble has been found dead!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2021, 02:39:05 am »
"Urist McWarmonger has hired murderhobos to steal {artifact} from {location}."

"Your civilization has descended into civil war.  Select a claimant to the throne to support.  Any claimants you do not select that reside in your fort will be exiled."
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2021, 11:14:47 am »
"Heavy Aquifer Discovered!"

We used to be able to source all Our Water within the Fortress...
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2021, 11:34:20 am »
The elves are offering yearly tribute.

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Elf meat
Grown wood
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2021, 03:46:01 am »
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Tired of your bridge shenanigans, the goblins gave up and fled the scene.
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2021, 05:14:28 am »
"The dwarves are sick of your 3x3 up/down staircase and sprawling attached square room design.  Build with proper aesthetics or they tantrum."
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2021, 07:56:20 am »
"Your dwarves have delivered everything to the trade depot!"
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2021, 09:02:24 am »
"Dwarven geocache is covered in lava!"
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Re: Pop-Up Notifications You'd Like To See...
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2021, 11:30:44 am »
"Insert disk 22 and press button to continue."
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