Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Pure Irony  (Read 1853 times)

Sky-Streamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • You are filled with AN EXCESSIVE NUMBER OF BOLTS.
    • View Profile
Pure Irony
« on: December 11, 2020, 10:28:06 am »

I'm making a fortress whose main industry is Fishing.
I'm in my first year, scouting out how deep the caverns are. I skip the first cavern, and literally 30 Z-Levels away from the bottom, I find Cavern Layer 2. Since the location is surrounded on all but one side by water, I decide to make an outpost, and accept two monster hunters.

And later, I found a group of hostile cave fish people.
On a single mushroom tree, which was surrounded by water.
Covered with blood.
And with the corpse of a troll at the top.

I have absolutely no idea what happened, there is literally no way for the troll to get over to the tree directly, and the nearest ground tile is a good 50 tiles away.

Logged
i told you about those stairs man
i TOLD you DOG

Shonai_Dweller

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2020, 05:43:38 pm »

It might have climbed up the cavern wall, across the roof, then lost it's grip, falling to its death on top of a surprised family of poor fish people who knew no other life beyond their mushroom tree.

Weird as it sounds, completely possible.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2020, 07:40:59 pm by Shonai_Dweller »
Logged

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2020, 09:28:29 am »

Or perhaps it climbed up the mushroom tree and died, as King of the glorious hill?

Thisfox

  • Bay Watcher
  • Vixen.
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2020, 03:36:05 pm »

No wonder they're hostile, they were minding their own business when a troll arrived, had a nosebleed, ran around bleeding on everything and screaming, and then collapsed and died. They don't want ANYthing to do with anyone else seeng as first contact was so traumatic.

Is the blood troll blood? Fish person blood? Or something else? Dorf blood?
If you aren't using a tileset (I can see you are) then troll blood is bright blue on the screen, from memory. So seeing as you're dealing with red blood, I'm wondering if the blood isn't troll blood but fish person blood, and perhaps they're pretty lucky to be alive after an epic battle?
Logged
Mules gotta spleen. Dwarfs gotta eat.
Thisfox likes aquifers, olivine, Forgotten Beasts for their imagination, & dorfs for their stupidity. She prefers to consume gin & tonic. She absolutely detests Facebook.
"Urist McMason died out of pure spite to make you wonder why he was suddenly dead"
Oh god... Plump Helmet Man Mimes!

orius

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2020, 09:05:56 pm »

That looks like the Phoebus tileset, and it looks like there's some cyan troll blood splashed around in the second image.
Logged
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy
That is an insane and dangerous plan.  I approve wholeheartedly. 


Fortressdeath

A_Curious_Cat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2020, 02:38:04 am »

You need to put those images in img tags...
Logged
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

badiro

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2020, 06:49:01 am »

Trollparts are interdimensional, you find them everywhere, on trees, in the underground river, in the armory
Logged
Camela Labaamu has become a Elf

"Yes Urist we said you can become whatever you want...but"

Sky-Streamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • You are filled with AN EXCESSIVE NUMBER OF BOLTS.
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2020, 10:16:45 pm »

They just used the DAS as a teleporter. What, didn't know that smashed entities are teleported to entirely different dimensions?
Logged
i told you about those stairs man
i TOLD you DOG

mathfreak2

  • Escaped Lunatic
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2020, 05:39:43 am »

On the topic of pure irony, I have a necromancer butcher (with five dwarf kills) who is unhappy because they are separated from family.

...

Think about that.
Logged

orius

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2020, 12:59:42 pm »

Family is just his euphemism for the zombies he likes to raise up.
Logged
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy
That is an insane and dangerous plan.  I approve wholeheartedly. 


Fortressdeath

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2020, 04:43:46 pm »

Family is just his euphemism for the zombies he likes to raise up.
He's a family man; it's just his methods for growing his family are a bit unorthodox

orius

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2020, 09:00:57 pm »

Exactly.
Logged
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy
That is an insane and dangerous plan.  I approve wholeheartedly. 


Fortressdeath

Thisfox

  • Bay Watcher
  • Vixen.
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2020, 01:33:25 am »

On the topic of pure irony, I have a necromancer butcher (with five dwarf kills) who is unhappy because they are separated from family.

Sounds like the situation of Eric the Red. And his father, who was also exiled for "killings"....
"He keeps killing people, let's just send him further away" doesn't mean he won't miss the people who he left behind.
Logged
Mules gotta spleen. Dwarfs gotta eat.
Thisfox likes aquifers, olivine, Forgotten Beasts for their imagination, & dorfs for their stupidity. She prefers to consume gin & tonic. She absolutely detests Facebook.
"Urist McMason died out of pure spite to make you wonder why he was suddenly dead"
Oh god... Plump Helmet Man Mimes!

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: Pure Irony
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2020, 06:28:32 pm »

And come back to kill them
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.