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[Solymr]

I completely ran out of inspiration for quite a while, that's why this update took a month, but here it is.



: BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE'S GONNA CATCH A BOOT?



: LIKE THE HEAVY SAYS FRIENDSHIP IS STUPID MAGIC! AND I AIN'T LETTING MERASMUS BE THE ONLY MAGICIAN AROUND!



: SCREW THAT, I'M GOING MY OWN WAY.



: I NEED MY NERD-B-GONE SHOTGUN.



: I'M A VETERAN OF POKER AT THIS POINT.



: IT DOESN'T SHOW!



: WHY DO I HAVE TO CARRY SO MUCH CRAP THAT DOESN'T LET ME EXPLODE OTHER CRAP?



: SO THAT'S WHERE MY BALLS WERE.



: INSTEAD OF A ZOO I'M GONNA MAKE AN ALL SPECIES MEAT RESTAURANT! ZOOS DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH TO EAT.



: UNFORTUNATELY!



: I'M GONNA TURN IT INTO EITHER A KILLING MACHINE OR SPICY NUGGETS.



: AT LAST I CAN GO FAST!



: IF THE LEGEND OF ME HAVING A DAD IS TRUE THEN I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM.



: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT HUNTING IT?



: YOU BETTER BRING AN ARMY.



: WHY WOULD I SAY NO TO KICKING A MAGGOT'S ASS?



: LITERALLY NOTHING BUT MAGGOTS.



: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SNEEZING NUT!



: THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT! SUN TZU SAID ALL WARFARE IS BASED ON DECEPTION AND I JUST BAMBOOZLED MY BOOT UP YOURS!



: I'LL BE TAKING THE ENTIRE TREE.



: SUN TZU SAID THE MASTER HAS FAILED MORE TIMES THAN THE STUDENT HAS TRIED. I NEVER FAIL!



: WHAT'S WITH THIS NONSENSE THAT EARLY?



: YOUR CAREER FOR BIGGEST LOSER HAS JUST BEGUN.



: FOR ME THERE'S ONLY TWO TYPES: MAGGOTS AND MINE!



: AS OPPOSED TO STARVING TO DEATH I IMAGINE.



: MERASMUS!



: YOU COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUSLY A SPY IF YOU WERE DISGUISED AS A SPY!



: JUST GO BY YOURSELVES, IT WILL FOLLOW YOUR SMELL HOME. IT'S A DOG, RIGHT?



: YOU MIGHT BE A HIPPIE.



: WHATEVER IT IS I SHOULD DO, MIGHT AS WELL KICK OFF SOME STEAM.



: YOU'RE THIS "DAD" I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT?



: ...DOES THIS MEAN I'M ADOPTED?



: HEY GET YOUR OWN DAD!



: THE DOG BECAME A REAL BOY



: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST HIM WITH A DEADLY POWER? JUST GIVE HIM A GUN.



: WHAT'S WITH THE HANDOUTS? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE!



: ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW MY PRECISE INSTRUCTIONS. I WILL TURN YOU INTO A KILLING MACHINE MAKER MACHINE!

[Haspen]

Once upon a time, conqueror of Kanto region.

Nowadays, a daycare employee ;v

Das how SOLDIER has fallen.

[Solymr]

I think this is just over.

The interest of various people in this has decayed, and now I'm not motivated enough to continue.

[Haspen]

SOLDIERMON has been forlorn! ;c

[King Zultan]

Sad to see this go, now where will I go now to learn about kicking hippies in the ass and pokermans?

[QuakeIV]

RIP in RIP I guess.