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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 21670 times)

CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #150 on: November 24, 2018, 10:36:30 am »

"GRAAH! GRAAAAAH! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Growl hauntingly, then go and kill and mutilate some prisoners.

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Ozarck

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #151 on: November 30, 2018, 06:17:46 am »

Go get some tape and fix the poster then hang it back up.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
(1) you luck out and get your poster laminated. Who even knew you could laminate something that big? It becomes practically a work of art.

Sorry, my mistake
Lift the nerd

Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)

Nerd goes up. He makes a nerdy squawk sound. Nerds.

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

go home.

Home you go. Fate: (1) No one is home. doors are locked. you left your key in your locker.

"GRAAH! GRAAAAAH! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Growl hauntingly, then go and kill and mutilate some prisoners.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
Sooner or later you're gonna roll well enough to succeed at this. probably. If you don't get exorcised first. (13) this is not that time.
You do at least squeak out a haunting little roar. Color drains out of theguard's face and his expression hardens. It's like he's seen a ghost or something.

King Zultan

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #152 on: November 30, 2018, 06:37:38 am »

Quickly hang the poster up.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Rockeater

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #153 on: November 30, 2018, 06:41:15 am »


Go to computers

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #154 on: November 30, 2018, 06:41:47 am »

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Practice my dancing routines.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #155 on: November 30, 2018, 12:39:37 pm »

Escape the guards, brutalize more prisoners.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #156 on: December 08, 2018, 06:32:03 pm »

Quickly hang the poster up.
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Up it goes. You stand back and admire your handiwork. The school will know ... whatever it is yu think this poster is saying. You look around, wondering why the place is so quiet, so deserted. And why the sun seems to be setting. And why you are so hungry.


Go to computers

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a'ight, you and nerd boy are at computers

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Practice my dancing routines.

(11) you discover that you can almost kick yourself in the face, while doing jazz hands.

Escape the guards, brutalize more prisoners.

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(2) You go whisper "God sees you masturbating" in the ear of one guy. He gets a horrible look on his face, turns completely red, and somehow ends up in a fight with another guy. Shivs are involved. And then tasers are involved. One of the boys is escorted to the infirmary and the other is put into lockdown.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #157 on: December 08, 2018, 08:40:53 pm »


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search for spare keys.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #158 on: December 09, 2018, 01:35:50 am »

"Hack the school"

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #159 on: December 09, 2018, 03:43:38 am »

Go back home and get some food.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #160 on: December 09, 2018, 03:51:23 am »

Kill some doctors in the infirmary, then.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #161 on: December 09, 2018, 11:39:56 pm »

This is awesome, room for another?

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