Turn 3: It's Not Dead, YetINITIATIVE:
Dermonster/Tabark(11)
Beirus/Bob(86)
Iridium64/Iridium(32)
Madman198237/Lakonikos(31)
TricMagic/Yuki(89)
Boundary Guardian(13, 61 = 13)
Yuki starts by coming back round and trying to ram the Boundary Guardian again!
Ram!(5, 1 = 5) vs. EVADE!(6-3=3)
Agonized, the Guardian could hardly move to evade Yuki's charge.
Ram!(2) vs. Resist!(2)
It hit, but Yuki hadn't used their charge pedal and as such barely shook it.
Meanwhile every bit of ice the Zamboni laid down turned into slime-covered fish that started slowly flopping towards the giant snake.
Bob didn't like the snake.
Apple!(3, 4 = 4) vs. Evade!(5-3=2)
The false fruit flew through the air and landed on the snake's wound.
Pain!(4-2=2)
Tentacles began growing out of the wound, thrashing madly. The snake didn't take it well.
Iridium didn't like the idea of being anywhere near the thing after what it almost did to him.
So while it was debilitated he ran off, heading to the other side of the ship.
Blam!(3) vs. Evade!(4-3=1)
The beam hit. Of course it did. The snake wasn't making any effort to evade.
Resist!(3, 2 = 2)
The beam didn't actually hit the snake's wound, but it made another gaping wound after shrinking and shattering a portion of its scales.
Lakonikos stood, glaring at the snake, whirling his hammer around. If it moved it was due for a whooping.
Tabark saw his chance. Time to finish the dang thing off.
Hammertime!(1) vs. Evade!(1-3=-2)
Tabark swung a bit too soon, missing, at least until the magma appeared and fired off like some mage's blast.
Resist!(6-2=4)
Coating a section of scales nowhere near any of the existing wounds and burning it.
The snake overpowered its agony, screaming in rage.
State: Healthy, Heat Resistant(+1 to heat resistance rolls, reroll one heat resistance failure per turn)
Inventory:
Strange Spiked Warhammer(Magma Bolts?)
State: Healthy, Cold Resistant(+1 to cold resistance rolls, reroll one cold resistance failure per turn)
Inventory:
Strange War Zamboni(Pedal of Acceleration and Despair, Strange Green Lever of Slimefish?(down position))
State: Healthy, Survival Luck(reroll one failed death check per encounter, +2 to deterioration rolls)
Inventory:
Strange Bag of Plastic Apples(Tentacles? 9 apples left.)
State: Minor Goring(-1 to willpower), Hardy(+1 to damage resistance rolls)
Inventory:
Strange Iron-Crystal Rifle(Shrinking-Shattering Beam)
State: Healthy, Fool’s Tongue(roll with advantage on lies and jokes)
Inventory:
Strange Squeaky Warhammer(?)
State: Agonized(-2 to dodge, disadvantage on INIT) Vulnerable Injuries(-2 to damage resistance in general)
Powers: