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[CABL]

NAME: HENRY BATMANN
APPEARANCE: WEIRD GERMAN DUDE IN A STEREOTYPICAL SCIENTIST COSTUME. ALSO, HE HAS A PET BAT CALLED OTTO ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER!
GENDER: MALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY
INVENTORY: SURGICAL TOOLS, MEDICAL SAW, SCIENTIST CLOTHES

GO BEHIND YOINK AND KNOCK HIM OUT, THEN DRAG HIM INTO MY SECRET LABORATORY FOR AN EXPERIMENT!

[Screech9791]

NAME: HENRY BATMANN
APPEARANCE: WEIRD GERMAN DUDE IN A STEREOTYPICAL SCIENTIST COSTUME. ALSO, HE HAS A PET BAT CALLED OTTO ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER!
GENDER: MALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY
INVENTORY: SURGICAL TOOLS, MEDICAL SAW, SCIENTIST CLOTHES

GO BEHIND YOINK AND KNOCK HIM OUT, THEN DRAG HIM INTO MY SECRET LABORATORY FOR AN EXPERIMENT!

2: HE'S ALREADY KNOCKED OUT SINCE HE PUNCHED HIS BALLS WHICH CAUSED HIM TO GO INTO PAIN SHOCK, AND HIS BODY MANAGED TO FALL TO SOMEWHERE YOU CAN'T REACH!

[CABL]

USE THAT CONSTRUCTION CRANE OVER THERE TO LIFT YOINK FROM HIS UNREACHABLE POSITION TO A FAR MORE REACHABLE ONE (E.G, NEAR ME)

[Leodanny]

I CAN JOIN RIGHT, RIGHT?
SHEETS?
HERE YOU GO:
NAME: A
APPEARANCE: B
GENDER: C
HEALTH: EH, COULD BE WORSE
INVENTORY: THE ALPHABET, BEES, CANDY, DONUTS, ELEPHANT, FOOD, GUN, HAT, INCHWORM, JAVA, KOOLAID, RIGHT I GIVE UP, REMOVE STUFF IF YOU WANT TO!

RUN AROUND AND SING THE ALPHABET!

[sakiskid]

AFTER THINKING FOR A LONG TIME ABOUT WHERE I LEFT MY SEEDS, I GO GRAB THEM AND COME BACK. IF NEED BE, I BUY A HOVER WHEELBARROW

[Egan_BW]

NAME: JOHN WIZARD
APPEARANCE: WIZARD
GENDER: WIZARD
HEALTH: WIZARD
INVENTORY: MAGIC-TASTIC ROBES, MAGIC WAND, MUNDANE WAND, SHOTGUN x36, WIZARD

JUST LEAVE MY SHOTGUNS LYIN' A-ROUND.

[King Zultan]

NAME: BOB
APPEARANCE: A MAN
GENDER: MAN
HEALTH: HEALTH
INVENTORY: MAUSER RED 9, 100 9X19MM BULLETS, ENTRENCHING TOOL, HAND GRENADE X4, PITH HELMET X1000

WEAR ALL THE PITH HELMETS AT THE SAME TIME, THEN GO AND SCREAM AT SOME WALLS.

[Screech9791]

RUN AROUND AND SING THE ALPHABET!

4: YOU SING ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

JUST LEAVE MY SHOTGUNS LYIN' A-ROUND.

6: YOU LEAVE ALL 36 SHOTGUNS LYING AROUND FOR INEXPLICABLE REASONS. SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHY, AND THEY PICK ONE UP AND TELL YOU THAT YOU'LL LEARN WHY NOT TO BE CARELESS BY LEAVING ALL 36 SHOTGUNS ON THE FLOOR THE HARD WAY

WEAR ALL THE PITH HELMETS AT THE SAME TIME, THEN GO AND SCREAM AT SOME WALLS.

5: SOMEHOW ALL THE PITH HELMETS MERGE INTO ONE, BEING ESSENTIALLY A PITH HELMET WITH THE PROTECTION OF 1000 PITH HELMETS ALL WITH ONLY THE WEIGHT AND SIZE OF A REGULAR PITH HELMET

[King Zultan]

GO AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE ABOUT HOW POWERFUL MY PITH HELMET IS.

[Leodanny]

STEAL THE AMAZING PITH HELMET

[Egan_BW]

"ITS MAGIC I DONT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT BITCH"

WAVE MY MAGICAL WAND AND TURN THIS PERSONS BRAIN INTO AGONIZING SPAGHETTI
AFTERWARDS WAVE MY MUNDANE WAND JUST TO LOOK COOL

ALSO MAGIC-TASTIC ROBES ARE FUCKING BULLETPROOF BECAUSE MAGIC IS BULLSHIT