Katakabal! Robot legions! Freeing Fortuna...?Unit Zero made himself even more robots!
(17+2+2=21)
And for once it was totally awesome. The Replicatron was a flying magic drone capable of harvesting the energy of the world to replicate itself rapidly and blast things with that same energy! Complete with suicide bombing capability!
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Unit Zero then performed an evacuation of the factory... or tried to. Who knew humans were harder to evacuate than robots? Sure he could evacuate and even do it before the army arrived but it was going to take him until the end of next turn if he wanted to get the factory workers as well!
(2)
The Daedalus clunked. It wasn't making any robots. Maybe something needed fixing?
Unit Zero twitched robotically and ordered the robots around Rooster Cocoa-Brown to help her out.
Rooster Cocoa-Brown took advantage and upgraded the robots!
(15+1=16)
The robots would be dribbling basketballs to distraction if they had any!
(6+1=7)
A bunch of giant basketball grenades fell from Rooster's hands and were caught by the robots. Only enough for one exploding basketball distraction volley but it would help!
Blarg made himself a car!
(11)
Nothing fancy. Just a cool old style car. It would work!
(20!)
Luck took pity on him with his next creation! Power formed into an utterly perfect zebra man minion! Then it exploded! Yet the zebra man minion was undamaged! Exploder the zebra man minion was ready for action!
Erin Quill pulled out his scythe and attacked the TOWER!
(18)
Erin Quill's magic scythe of magic draining struck the TOWER's outer shield, cutting through an important spell and shutting it down! The inner TOWER shield still remained before the TOWER itself could be damaged!
(1!)
Discworld XCOM readied their weapons! Then the tower shot a giant beam of light at them!
(13) vs. (18, 20 = 18)
((made you roll twice and take lower because of the 1)
Despite how surprised they were, they managed to get out of the way!
(6)
The tower hummed and hummed an evil anti-fun hum. Its glowy light beam thing started to charge to a higher level of power!
Zkator teamed up with his buddy minion Sk8r in an attempt to free her from MA'ROOK's mind control!
(6), (17)
Zkator conjured up a tower, climbed to the top, and started dancing on it. Zkator didn't manage much, but Sk8r reminded Fortuna about her friend Rooster Cocoa-Brown!
(15) vs. (5)
Fortuna pushed her willpower to its limits and temporarily pushed away the control of MA'ROOK's mind worms! It wouldn't last long without more help, though!
Kool Kat rushed off to aid Zkator, followed by the katakabal!
(10+3=13)
The katbows weren't anything special but they would get the job done! Well, for living things anyway.
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Stuff happens!
A third of an army of robots continued conquering a lumber mill!
(16) vs. (3)
They had superior ammunition and dakka and won the fight easy! One lumber mill conquered!
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More stuff happens!
(5)
The Katakabal marched! And marched! And hey, was that an army of light golems? Good thing the army didn't see them. They would need to detour to get to Zkator though!
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Hey waitaminute I still need Space DJ! Um... next turn on hold until I get his action for this turn!
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Space DJ knew that Fortuna was MA'ROOK's secret weapon and needed to aid in... whatevering her. Deprogramming, killing, transmogrifying, whatever.
(18)
Charles McNubbin walked away at Space DJ's command and soon found Fortuna!
(18+2+2=22)
A giant flaming disco ball popped up out of nowhere, conjured a bunch of lasers around itself, and was ready to defend Space DJ's music cult town!
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Topic: Rule of Cool: Young Gods Have Fun IC (8/6) (Read 3380 times)