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Lunardog15

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bad pun thread of bad puns
« on: May 06, 2018, 05:26:58 pm »
so the way this works is that you make bad puns and post them here they don't need to be DF related but...
  • you need to keep it pg-13
  • and must not be offensive to others
  • I may add more if i need to
ok guys follow the rules and there will not be PUNishment :D (but really... keep it clean please)

I'll start
what do you call a catsplosion
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Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am
everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2018, 08:54:55 pm »
You cat to be kitten me right meow
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Pancakes

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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2018, 09:40:22 pm »
I don't like your cattitude!
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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2018, 10:53:17 pm »
Not a pun, but I do recommend the book "The Pun Also Rises". It's a purrfectly good read.
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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2018, 12:29:42 am »
There is no new thing under the pun.
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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2018, 06:34:27 am »
((You broke the cat pun chain))
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian
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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2018, 07:30:57 pm »
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Lunardog15

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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2018, 08:43:30 pm »
Quote from: milo christiansen on May 07, 2018, 12:29:42 am
There is no mew thing under the pun.
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Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 09, 2018, 02:48:05 pm
Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am
everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

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Re: bad pun thread of bad puns
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2018, 10:34:12 pm »
Saw a discussion elsewhere about the various nonsensical extensions of the -cel phenomena, incel, volcel, morcel, whatever, all morons was the general agreement right?

So someone asks what everyone is doing and why the last two pages were all -cel shit?

"We're just throwing shade at them, we're cel shading."

Needed a mic drop after I think.
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