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[Dustan Hache]

Fire bazooka at helicopter and destroy it.

Hey! We got a VIP in there! We don't want to destroy it, especially not with your bazoocycle.

[randomgenericusername]

Fire bazooka at helicopter and destroy it.

Hey! We got a VIP in there! We don't want to destroy it, especially not with your bazoocycle.

((At most it's just going to scratch it. But of course, the pilot will think the helicopter is on fire and will land to not die from the explosion.))

[Glass]

What's this about "Recruiting 'NPCs'"?

[sprinkled chariot]

Dmitri will tactically squat up to Dmitry and roundhouse kick him in groin.

[hops]

What's this about "Recruiting 'NPCs'"?

PCs essentially have free will and do whatever they want so long as they roll well, NPCs are basically playing a suggestion game and will usually autosucceed.

[Glass]

Well, sign me up as an "NPC" because why not.

[FallacyofUrist]

Well shoot. Grab onto the escaping helicopter!

[hops]

GM Post

Dmitry, who was in the helicopter the entire time, struggle with removing Dmitri from the helicopter. He climbs out and squats on the helicopter’s railings as the two have a kick-war. A stray bullet hits Dmitry in the face, revealing him to be DMITRY 9000, Dmitri’s android copy.

“I NO BUY YOU AGAIN IF YOU REBEL SO EASILY!” Dmitri grumbled as he tries to kick Dmitry off the helicopter.

“Oh, don’t worry about that. It’s just that I have convinced him to throw off his shackles and end humanity,” the helicopter said.

Before the attack helicopter can abscond, however, the focused fire from the agents (5) hit its propeller.

“Dammit!” it shouted in a mechanical voice that sounded suspiciously like Dr. Sortre before it swerves out of control!

Well, sign me up as an "NPC" because why not.

You can post to say what NPCs that appear in the story will do, or introduce additional NPCs.

[Dustan Hache]

I swear if the VIP uploaded their conciousness into a damn helicopter I will rip the black box out of it with my bare hands and forcibly download him into a USB the size of a cheez-it.
If not, grab him out and scram while our Russian rival is squaring off with his pilot/Terminator copy.

[randomgenericusername]

Apply bicycle to Dmitry 9000's face. Make him think I blew him up with a bazooka and that he's now dead. Do the same thing with Dmitri.

[Secheral]

A HELICOPTER IS A TYPE OF BIRD. EAGLES ARE SOME KIND OF BIRD TOO. APPLY EAGLE TRAINING KNOWLEDGE TO TAME THE HELICOPTER. MAKE IT LAND NEARBY WITHOUT EXPLODING.

[sprinkled chariot]

 Use teachings of Lenin to get bestbros with comrade Dmitry 9000 and then jump out of helicopter to  ELBOW DROP Dustan Hache ( as original Dmitry )

[FallacyofUrist]

Challenge Dmitry 9000 to a game of Len!

[Rockeater]

(As helicopter) Give arousing speech and turn the agents wepons against them.