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[haftan]

*knock* *knock*  "THIS IS EILEEN FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!  WEVE HAD A COMPLAINT AND WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU!"  "What is that?!!! Sprinklers? Steam?!?! Where is it coming fr.... Great now my clothes are SOAKED!"  "Whoa! Is that a Drawbridge?? Was that approved by the town council zoning board??"  *Thump* *Thump* "What are they doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO HIT US IN THE HEAD??"  "LISTEN, IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW! WE'VE HAD CONCERNS THAT CHILDREN ARE EXPOSED TO ALCOHOL AND ARE BEING LEFT IN UNSAFE CONDITIONS BY DRUNKEN UNFIT MOTHERS.  THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF LARGE RATS AS WELL AND ROTTING HORSE MEAT. NOW OPEN THIS DOOR!"  "I SEE YOU PEEKING THROUGH THE WINDOWS! I KNOW YOUR IN!"
"Whats that? WELL WE WOULDNT HAVE TO HIRE INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS TO TAKE ABUSED CHILDREN FROM AN UNSAFE HOME IF YOU WOULD COOPERATE!"  "IM SURE THEY WOULDNT APPRECIATE BEING CALLED THAT! Goblin Child snatchers Indeed!" "IF WE HAVE TO COME BACK WE WILL BRING TROL.. I MEAN POLICE!" "Sorry, they got me flustered, Ned.  No I didnt hear anything... Dont be ridiculous, there are no elephants at this lati...."

[JimmyJ]

Lol! At first, i though it was spam, but after a couple sentences I got it, funny  

[Gaulgath]

Hehehe, witty.

[Keilden]

LOL