Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?  (Read 1425 times)

Urist McWaffles

  • Bay Watcher
  • I feel so good!
    • View Profile
Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« on: December 06, 2017, 02:32:49 am »
So I was searching for nearby artifacts when I stumbled upon this book located in the goblin civilization of The Nightmare of Spit...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
'The World Without The Hamster Man'

I'd never seen a book written on a similar topic before so I went looking for more artifacts from The Nightmare of Spit out of curiosity and found this one in a nearby goblin pit by the same civ.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
'The Hamster Man And Other Travesties'

The local goblin civ appears to gearing up war against those poor hamster folk...

Maybe a hamster man demi god is in order here...  :-\
Logged

PlumpHelmetMan

  • Bay Watcher
  • Try me with sauce...
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2017, 03:27:24 am »
Book titles are randomly generated, so it's probably just a coincidence that both books were named the way they were. Still, feel free to spin a story out of it if you think you can. :P
Logged
Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

chevil

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2017, 10:10:25 am »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on December 06, 2017, 03:27:24 am
Book titles are randomly generated, so it's probably just a coincidence that both books were named the way they were. Still, feel free to spin a story out of it if you think you can. :P
Is it a coincidence? Or is it a conspiracy?
Logged

PlumpHelmetMan

  • Bay Watcher
  • Try me with sauce...
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2017, 10:38:16 am »
*Dons a foil cap and pulls a "Save the Hamster Men" picket sign out of hammerspace*
Logged
Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

vjmdhzgr

  • Bay Watcher
  • Hehehe
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2017, 03:02:51 pm »
Note how it says "The Hamster Man" not "Hamster Men". They're books about a specific hamster man. Like when necromancers write "The World Without The Dwarf" or "My Friend, The Dwarf" "All About The Dwarf". There's just some specific dwarf they're writing weird books about obsessively.
Logged
Quote from: Arcvasti on June 23, 2014, 10:28:12 pm
Its a feature. Impregnating booze is a planned tech tree for dwarves and this is a sneak peek at it.
Quote from: Helgoland on July 25, 2015, 02:18:56 pm
Unless you're past reproductive age. Then you're pretty much an extension of your kids' genitalia

Xyon

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2017, 04:05:22 pm »
Hmm so there's a specific Hamster Man who is horrible? Like.. a boogy man?
Logged

Urist McWaffles

  • Bay Watcher
  • I feel so good!
    • View Profile
Re: Plot to commit genocide against Hamster men uncovered?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2017, 06:00:40 pm »
Quote from: Xyon on December 06, 2017, 04:05:22 pm
Hmm so there's a specific Hamster Man who is horrible? Like.. a boogy man?

The way it's phrased seems a bit ambiguous. Once I have a competent military squad I'll have to try to raid the site and attempt to snatch up the book to confirm.
Logged