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[Person]

Well, this certainly took long enough. I think I've figured out my problem in term of schedule, so that's something.

Ask the officer the last known direction any suspects were seen fleeing towards, as well as their physical description. Anything else that comes to mind would be greatly appreciated, then I'll get out of his hair.

(Its okay, I really should have asked sooner in retrospect.)

1: They inform you that there weren't any witnesses, or even any cctv footage. They're still going through the area, but haven't found any way to identify a potential suspect yet. The chief apologizes, but asks you to leave before more specialized help arrives.

Buy as many guns as I and my fellow neo-nazis can afford. Then go off in search of wiki warriors to shoot.

9: Evidently, your crew has a decent pool of funds available. You all get a basic handgun. This exhausts your monetary supply after extra ammo is aquired.

A target YAY, Shoot my spaceship guns in NAV direction so even if I fail the explosions caused have a chance to harm her

"Dr Stone, hang on and light him up!"
Pedal to the metal! Evasively drive my motorcycle closer to the A-Wing, within boarding range! Draw my Svendsen Ice Sabre!

Doctor Stone should shoot at Ziizo with antique firearms. The A-wing cockpit should be open since he was just at a drive-thru.

Init: 10, 4, 7

5v9+1: Ziizo pivots the A-Wing around and opens fire on the motorcycle! Despite the high speed of the projectiles, NAV avoids the attack with her racing skills!

3+1v3:  Dr. Stone fires an old flintlock pistol at the space fighter pilot!

End 4: The inaccurate projectile grazes off ziizo's left shoulder, cutting it open!

8v4: NAV draws the Svendsen Ice Sabre! The air around the combatants chills in an instant! Before ziizo can react, she has already slashed it across his upper body!

End 1: The strike tears into a number of major organs! Bloods stains the A-Wing's cockpit as ziizo wretches in pain!

Well, time to get started painting

9+1+3: You begin painting a battlefield with planes and boats in the style of manga. It is already quite the piece!

6+3: Your companion also begins to paint. It looks like she's making a painting of you.

Your imprompto exhibition begins to gather a few onlookers. They seem quite interested.

Spoiler: Still Totally Secret Anonymous FoU Action: (click to show/hide)

Riiiight. See about getting the password. Also, check to see if I've been followed.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're pretty sure you haven't been followed.

2+3: You use your highly advanced special ops training to crack the password. And by that I mean you stealthily look over their shoulder while they type it in. Excellent. What now? How do you arrange this E-Mail you had planned?

According to this article, Mars meteorites were sold at 11-22.5k dollars an ounce.

Assuming I've got about a pound of rocks, offer to sell it for $360,000.

Bartering 9: You're not much of a merchant, but you decide to offer a flagrantly ridiculous price as a way of testing the waters. People do that sometimes right?

Surprisingly, your offer doesn't seem too far off from reality. They ask you to come into the museum and have the rocks tested. If they pass inspection, they'll see about finding you a buyer. They say it shouldn't take long. Just about (1 turn). You do indeed have about a pound of rocks. Would you like to accept their offer?

(I apparently undervalued the worth of this starting item. Such is Wiki Wars. Do note that the museum doesn't actually have that much cash. If this goes through I'll probably have it wired to a bank account that you just happen to have or something.)

Spoiler: Enemy post (click to show/hide)

Health: Normal. Male.

Assets:
$50.00
Hershey Bears Hockey Uniform: Chance for a defense bonus.
Hockey Stick
Bag of Hockey Pucks: 3/3
Painting Supplies: 100%
Bag of rocks from Mercury: Potentially valuable. Also a decent blunt weapon.
Jazzanova album case: Contains most of their music.
Ownership of the band Jazzanova

Allies:
Uintatherium Mount:
Health: Normal. Male.
Assets:
Saddle: Reasonably durable. Lightly armored.

Skills:
+3 hockey, jazz music
+2 painting, divisionism(painting style), animal handling

Abilities:
Aksakov Impact: If you hit the ground fast enough, your impact be like that of a large meteor. Also you'll survive. (One use.)

Articles:
http://dinopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uintatherium?useskin=oasis
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Bowey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Lionne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aksakov_(crater)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazzanova

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Health: Normal. Female.

Assets:
$150.00
Clothes
Small House: Hidden on the battlefield. Has potentially useful supplies.
Lead Box: Has a uranium chunk inside.
Ownership of Glamorgan-Gwent Archaeological Trust
Svendsen Ice Saber: Forged of glacier ice. Never melts. Quite sharp. Don't ask how. Comes with gloves to prevent frostbite.
Webley Revolver: 6/6 (QR-MR) +12 spare
Winchester 1873: 15/15(QR-LR) +15 spare
Motorbike: Does the job. Not particularly fast. Average all around.
First Aid Kit: 100% stocked. +3 to medical rolls.
Biker Clothes: Good chance to slightly reduce damage to upper body and legs.
Ancient Helmet: Moderately reduces head damage. Historically significant, and thus valuable.
Ancient Gauntlets: Moderately reduces hand and arm damage. Historically significant, and thus valuable. They don't fit great. Any damage to these might make them difficult to use.
Ancient Chest Plate: Part of a suit of armor. Heavily reduces upper body damage, but slows non-mounted movement a fair bit. Historically significant, and thus valuable.
Miscellaneous Artifacts: Stored safely on motorbike. Contained in various boxes and bags. Has a couple antique guns and other weapons, as well as a few more bits of armor.

Skills:
+3 archaeology, drama, glacier knowledge, pakistani television knowledge
+2 education, running
+1 sports, education, arts

Stats:
+1 agility, dodging, stamina

Allies:
Dr. Stone:
Health: Normal. Male. 
Assets:
Clothes: Good chance to reduce damage. Lots of storage.
Webley Revolver: 6/6 (QR-MR) +12 spare
Old Flintlock Pistol: 0/1 (MR-LR) +6 spare. Not very powerful or accurate outside short range.
Antique Longsword: Still very sharp. Has a sheath of it's own.

Skills:
+3 archaeology
+2 history, education
+1 shooting, medicine

Stats:
+1 agility, dodging, stamina

Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliot_Lake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorgan-Gwent_Archaeological_Trust
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhou_Chunxiu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svendsen_Glacier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/17th_PTV_Awards

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Health: Extremely heavy damage to body. Heavy bleeding. Severe pain. Left shoulder cut open. Will die at end of next turn. Male. Unstable Source. (This has never triggered even though it has a fairly high chance to do so. Just luck I suppose.)

Assets:
$45.00
Clothes
RZ-1 A-wing: This is an extremely fast fighter. It can take off, but you probably won't be able to shoot grounded foes while flying. The weapons are detachable.
Soccer Ball
Zierscheibe
Mobile Smart Phone: Always has full bars.
Ownership of iCall

Skills:
+3 soccer, +3 knowledge of english soccer
+1 technology

Abilities:
Revival Ritual: Use the Zierscheibe at the grave of a female NPC, and they'll return to life. This will probably ally you to them, provided their death wasn't your fault. One use.

Marsupial Transformation: You can effortlessly change form to and from a Fawn Antechus. Assets are preserved. Each form is injured seperately, so changing can technically heal you.

Time Distortion: Passive effect: Clocks go wild in your presence. All abilities go on cooldown simultaneously. Cooldown: 1
Active effects: 1: Convince people that it is a different time than it really is. Cooldown varies with number of targets as well as the time chosen.
2: Speed the passage of time, but only for you and your assets. Last 2 turns. Allows greatly increased speed. Technically has a 9 turn cooldown, but the 2 turns at increased speed reduce the cooldown by 2 turns each. Effective cooldown of 7 turns.
3: Place all of a player's abilities on a 5 turn cooldown. Cooldown of 7 turns.

Articles:
http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/RZ-1_A-wing_Interceptor?useskin=oasis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899?1900_in_English_football
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zierscheibe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_clock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fawn_antechinus

Spoiler: Rautherdir (click to show/hide)

Health: Normal. Female.

Assets:
$20.00
WW2 US Aviation Uniform: Affixed with postal service badges alongside the usual ones.
Grumman LLV: Not especially fast, but could pack a punch. Lots of storage space. Roughly 17 mpg with a 13 gallon tank. Extremely lightly damaged.
Brewster F2A-3 Buffalo: A world war 2 fighter.
Painting Supplies: 90%. High quality.

Skills:
+3 wrestling, asian wrestling knowledge, art, film, sailing, flight, military tactics/strategy
+2 comedy, drama, driving, delivery
+1 manga

Abilities:
Edel Raid: You are the pledger of Nephthys, a powerful magical being that can turn into a weapon. You can sense each other.

Allies:
Nephthys:
Health: Normal. Female. Edel Raid.
Assets:
Clothes
Unknown

Skills:
+3 Painting
Unknown

Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Asian_Wrestling_Championships
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayumi_Azuma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telling_You
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Post_Office_(Catskill,_New_York)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway_(film)

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Formerly AoshimaMichio.

Health:  Normal. Male.

Assets:
$0.00
Clothes
Head of the political party "Deutscher Volksverband"
Toolbox: Well stocked.

Skills:
+3 driving, law, politics, sabotage, construction, astronomy, theology, philosophy
+1 pierce attacks, film, propaganda
+2 abolitionism, arts, code-breaking

Abilities:

Extreme Partisan Politics: You are incapable of allying with those on the left or center. However, those on the right are more likely to listen to you.

Hyper Repair: Greatly repairs a building/construction instantly. Works on vehicles and other tools as well. Cooldown varies.

Allies:

3x Neo Nazis:
Health: Normal. Male.
Assets:
No cash.
Clothes
Basic Handgun: 15/15 SR
Handgun Magazine: 15/15 SR
Skills:
Unknown
Stats:
Unknown

Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_194_(Michigan)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Elles,_Baroness_Elles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutscher_Volksverband
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Builders_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cort_Aslakss?n

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Health: Normal. Male.

Assets:
$30.00
Ventforet Kofu Uniform
Soccer Ball
Ryson_ST-100_Cloudster: No weapons, but good speed and range. Reasonably durable.
Ownership of the Beresford Republic Newspaper
Mobile Smart Phone: Always has full bars.
Steak knife
2 rolls of duct tape: 100%, 90%
High quality makeshift spear: Has a good bonus to hit and damage.

Skills:
+3 acting, soccer, news, flight

Stats:
+1 agility

Abilities:
Holographic Shift: You can temporarily change into the holographic gigolo body Luigi Amodeo portrayed. This lasts 3 turns, and has a cooldown of 9 turns which starts when the ability ends.

Summon Dragonflies: You can summon a swarm of Epigomphus Verticicornus dragonflies. Requires half a turn of focus. 3 turn cooldown.

Allies:
Intrepid Reporter
Health: Normal Male.
Assets:
Reporter Outfit
Camera

Articles:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Luigi_Amodeo?useskin=oasis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigomphus_verticicornis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Bozanic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryson_ST-100_Cloudster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beresford_Republic

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Health: Normal. Male

Assets:
$350.00
US Navy Uniform
Medal of Honor: Pinned to Uniform
Disguise 1: Perfect condition.
Disguise 2: Perfect condition. Worn.
Bag of coal: Should be enough for three shocks.
Bag of anthracite coal: 10 shocks minimum. Small bonus regardless of amount consumed.
Kilij: A curved cavalry saber of Turkish make.
Olympic Discus Set: 3/3
Owner of KLM Royal Dutch Airlines

Skills:
+3 sailing, special ops techniques
+2 medicine, music, parody, flight, economics
+1 cavalry, driving/biking, athleticism

Abilities:
Generator Power: By sacrificing some coal, you can fire electricity from your hands. Smaller amounts allow you to give power to objects by touching them. Especially strong attacks(like sacrificing an entire bag) put this power on cooldown for at least 5 turns.

Cut the Cable: You can "Cut the Cable" on a single target. This is intentionally ambiguous and has many potential applications. Requires you to be able to see the target. Seeing the "cable" may not be necessary. Players have some passive resistance to this ability. 5 turn cooldown.

Articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugeley_power_stations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_E._Carter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Rudellat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilij
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirehorses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._M._van_Wijk

Dead:

Spoiler: DolosusDoleus (click to show/hide)

$50.00
Royal Flying Corps Uniform
Vickers F.B.5: Torn apart by futuristic space guns. In a lot of pieces. On fire.
Universal Rail Pass: Allows free travel by train/subway.

Allies: The Masked Man: Dead.
Guy Fawkes Mask
Clothes

Spoiler: PaPaj (click to show/hide)

Mercenary Armor: Reduces damage taken. Worn over clothes.
Bronze Blade: Actually a longsword.
Cricket Bat
Soccer Ball
Painting Supplies: 90%

[Enemy post]

Accept the offer.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Another Anonymous FoU Action (click to show/hide)

Excellent.

... I don't have a stockbroker, do I?

First, use the Internet to find a stockbroker, I'll need assistance to sell some of my 100% ownership of KLM. My economics skill may be useful here.

Also, the cooldown on my Generator Power is missing again.

[ziizo]

Turn into a Fawn Antechus and kick my soccer ball into NAV face

[NRDL]

Do my own investigating from the sidelines, try and search for any physical evidence pointing to the direction that the Wiki Warrior(s) went.

[Rautherdir]

Continue

[GigaGiant]

Search for Wikipedia warriors to shoot. Encourage my comrades with propaganda along the way.

[NAV]

"Haha, plan "drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!" Worked!"

Dr Stone and I both have swords. Double decapitation time. Finish him!