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[4powerd]

that you kicked a badger in the head, splitting the skull? my cook has.

[Thisfox]

My cook had her husband killed by a werepanda. The werepanda then proceeded to smash her only child to pieces all over the entrance to the fort. It was a pretty epic battle, the one year old baby was slowly smashed to pieces, teeth and blood everywhere. She then rose from the bowels of the fort, attacked the werepanda, and bit him to pieces. She bit limbs off, and got covered in its blood before the werebeast died. She then went back down into the fort as if nothing had happened, and made more blackberry wine roasts. She is hardcore.

[4powerd]

My cook had her husband killed by a werepanda. The werepanda then proceeded to smash her only child to pieces all over the entrance to the fort. It was a pretty epic battle, the one year old baby was slowly smashed to pieces, teeth and blood everywhere. She then rose from the bowels of the fort, attacked the werepanda, and bit him to pieces. She bit limbs off, and got covered in its blood before the werebeast died. She then went back down into the fort as if nothing had happened, and made more blackberry wine roasts. She is hardcore.

holy shit

[Urist McVoyager]

Yup. Sounds like Dwarf Fortress. Babies bite intruders to death and when you kill someone's family they wreck your shit.