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Dorsidwarf

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Breaking news: Dwarves are now envious of goldfish
« on: August 12, 2017, 05:50:23 am »
Researchers have worked out that the reason goldfish are able to survive under frozen lakes in the absence of oxygen is that they produce alcohol


Clearly, we need to find a way to implement this behaviour in dwarf fortress, and then automate goldfish booze extraction.
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Re: Breaking news: Dwarves are now envious of goldfish
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 05:01:33 am »
Goldfish are a type of carp.

Dwarves want nothing to do with them.
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