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Author Topic: Suggestion game: Gordon Ramsay and the quest for the LAMB SAUCE  (Read 684 times)

johiah

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You are Gordon Ramsay. You were heading in to the kitchens to work. As you entered the door, a flash of movement was seen in yoru peripheral vision. You whip around. A parrot, of all things, is flying away with your LAMB SAUCE.
It flies out through the window and lands on the arm of a man cloaked in shadow. You reach down and grab a ladle and hurl it at the man. He moves to the side imperceptibly and the ladle misses. You discern the faintest hint of a grin hidden underneath his cowl and he disappears into a back alley.
The other members of your kitchen have frozen. No one breaths. You could have heard the opposite of a pin dropping. One young busser holds out a container of beef sauce, trying to stretch his arm farther than possible to remain as far away as he can from you..

Sauce power: 100
Fear: 0



Your options are:

A) Accept the beef sauce as a weak substitute. (-1 to combat rolls powered by beef sauce.)
B) Crush the whelp in a way YOU specify. (-1 sauce power, +1 fear, specify method of crushing)
C) Ignore the young man and do some other thing. (Specify other thing)
D) No time to waste! Chase after the trench coated man! (d10 vs d10 on if he escapes in the alleys)

This is going to be a little looser than most other suggestion games, because of the fact that none of his endless possible attacks are yet defined
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating