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Author Topic: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!  (Read 5256 times)

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #120 on: March 03, 2017, 05:03:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #121 on: March 03, 2017, 06:29:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #122 on: March 03, 2017, 10:30:55 pm »

Burninate them!
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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2017, 03:43:31 am »

You prepare for the Purification ceremony.

The affected are given powerful sedatives so they fall asleep, and then the house in which they were gathered is burned to the ground. Many of their friends and family members moan and weep at their fate, but Father Zecklinger preaches that this is the best way to cure them and will also grant them a place in the afterlife of Dragon King.

You lose exactly sixty people to the ceremony. Week later it seems that any traces of disease amongst your people are gone, but some began to grumble that you went too far.

Week 11, 1555 CYA

The Asgard's salvation operation has hit a snag; there are two holes in the hull which your people haven't found previously, and therefore it will add several more days if not weeks to make the frigate sea-worthy again.

A) To heck with it, let's salvage what we can from the ship and then burn the hull.
B) Then we will wait few more weeks, dammit! The ship must be re-floated.
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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #125 on: March 04, 2017, 05:07:00 am »

B, that thing's like a full third of our naval capability
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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #126 on: March 04, 2017, 06:08:45 am »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #127 on: March 04, 2017, 07:42:37 am »

woo sunk cost fallacy!
Literal sunk cost.

Anyway, yes. Our fleet is our wooden wall. Can't have gaps in the wall.

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #128 on: March 04, 2017, 09:31:48 am »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #129 on: March 04, 2017, 12:56:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #130 on: March 04, 2017, 04:57:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #131 on: March 04, 2017, 05:14:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMCOLONY! Governor Artfried Bangbonger of Neue Flopstaadt!
« Reply #132 on: March 04, 2017, 05:26:18 pm »

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We don't even have a shipyard yet, that's still being built!
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