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[Bobthebadguy]

I was writing some poems, and one was about Dwarf fortress. I might as well put it here, right?

There once was a dwarf building walls
And into the wall he scrawls-
Elephants throwing
Magma flowing
A great fortress meeting its fall

Post your own!

(I put this in the right place, right?)

[Meng Lolorked]

Mine is not as good, but tells true story of idiot dwarf miner who fought using fists instead of pick:

There was a young dwarf with a pick
who was quite nimble and quick
didn't help him the least
when he faced a forgotten beast
cause he used not wits nor his pick

[neblime]

there once was a fort where seven dwarves dwelt
the biome was terrifying they felt
it rained elf blood during day
the dwarves thought it was ok
but shortly they started to melt

[neblime]

There once was a necro in a tower
over life and death he had great power
but when he heard from an elf
rumours of none but himself
he cried and started to cower

[neblime]

"I have heard plans to assassinate the king" she intoned
"tell me more" the adventurer droned
suddenly seeing red
she crushed the king's head
by a demon the king was dethroned

Spoiler: referring to (click to show/hide)

https://www.reddit.com/r/dwarffortress/comments/2a6xdf/i_have_heard_of_plans_to_assassinate_the_king/