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[hops]

Tip: Dogs are adorable.


Wave 0: 6AM

> KET: Open the magic door

The swordskobold crept slowly towards the door, ears pricked up - literally, as he had the same upright ears as his uncle and their estranged sister. Anyways. He shook away the random thought on his familial matter which had no doubt cropped up due to the door’s KINSCANNER 9000 Ars Co. Ward (™) scanning his bloodlines. He performed the complex countersign ritual, which involved placing his paw on the doorkob and turning it clockwise. He took care to to it as quietly as possible. The noise on the other side continued on its business, still unaware of Ket.

He then swung the door open and barreled in, pointing his sword at…

KET: Freeze!
KET: Uh.

A translucent human skeleton, dressed in equally translucent rags.

SKELLINGTON: Curses! You’ll never catch me alive!

The skeleton ran towards the wall, coins and jewels jingling in its see-through rucksack. Before Ket could react, it phased through the bricks. Thankfully, its treasures didn’t seem to share the same properties, hitting the wall and falling down in a pile. Less thankfully, the wall and the treasures are now covered in gross-looking ectoplasm.

That happened.


> Nem: Prepare Food: Ham

Ars quirked his eyebrows on hearing the scuffle below. He wondered what the Hell his nephew was up to, but decided to focus on doing business instead.

ARS: Nem, you sort out the sandwich.
NEM: Nem is on it!
ARS: ‘I’ am on it.
NEM: Elder Ars being the one working on the sandwich might cause this tavern to burn down, or something.
ARS: Hey!

[NEM ASSIGNED: Make ham]

Nem prepared a slice of ham.

>Discard: Make Drinks


Cards

1) Prepare Drinks
2) Prepare Drinks
3) Patron: Absentminded Bard
4) Prepare Drinks
5) Prepare Drinks

TABLES: 10
REMAINING CUSTOMERS: 3
LOSS THRESHOLD: 3


Menu

• Water (UNIVERSAL)
• Ale (UNIVERSAL)
• Mead (UNIVERSAL)
• Beer (UNIVERSAL)
• Toast (MENIAL TASKS)
• Ham (HOT) (COOK)
• Soup (HOT) (COOK)
• Ham Sandwich (RECIPE)

Recipes (COOK, MIXING DRINKS)

• Ham Sandwich (HOT): Ham, 2 Toasts

Spoiler: Crew (click to show/hide)

Unless stated otherwise, everyone can perform MENIAL TASKS.

ARS the ELDER
Role: Manager: GET THINGS DONE, NEGOTIATE, RALLY.
Healer: HEAL
+ Intelligent: Able to have two roles.
+ Used to Chaos: 10% chance of GETTING THINGS DONE instantly.
- Haughty: Unable to perform MENIAL TASKS.

KET the ADVENTURER-TO-BE
Role: Bouncer: REASON, EVICT
+ Trooper: 10% chance of shrugging off FRIENDSHIP.
+ Handy: Able to REPAIR.
- Haughty: Unable to perform MENIAL TASKS.

GWEN the DAZED
Role: Assistant: 10% chance of performing MENIAL TASKS instantly.
+ Hyperactive: 10% chance of performing anything instantly.
- Cutebold: Adorable, but prone to accidents.

NOC the SHY
Role: Waiter: WAIT
- Cutebold: Adorable, but prone to accidents.


NEM the COOK
Role: Cook: COOK, MIX DRINKS
+ Resourceful: Can substitute ingredients occasionally.
- Cutebold: Adorable, but prone to accidents.

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Prepare Drinks: Mead: Nem
Absentminded Bard: Wait: Noc
Discard: Prepare Drinks

[IcyTea31]

Prepare Drinks: Mead: Nem
Absentminded Bard: Wait: Noc

Both are already assigned for this turn.

Ket: Wait a few moments to see if the skeleton is coming back, then return to the tavern.
Ars: Prepare Drinks: Mead
Discard 2x Prepare Drinks
Only if Prepare Food is drawn: Gwen: Prepare Food: Toast; end turn

[somemildmanneredidiot]

It seemed like that was end turn. If not, neat.

[hops]

I'm getting a lot of data here on what I need to tweak on mechanics. Also, I think I'll probably pause this after the first wave to iron out the kinks before we continue, so prepare to give feedback.

[TheBiggerFish]

How goes the ironing of the kinks?

[hops]

That isn't happening yet, I'm just struggling to find a good time to update.

[TheBiggerFish]

Ah.

[RoseHeart]

This was an interesting read.

[TankKit]

Not much of a read at all.

[hops]

Not much of a read at all.

Fuck you too, buddy.

[TankKit]

Not much of a read at all.

Fuck you too, buddy.

It wan't even 10 minutes worth of reading. So it's not much of a read.

[RoseHeart]

I should say, interesting then. Interesting that it reminds me of my own random card-story game(when I was gameboyblue), Bitten.