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Stirk

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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2016, 09:00:38 pm »
Quote from: S34N1C on November 02, 2016, 08:59:31 pm
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Evil has triumphed over Justice! Our nemesis has been trounced! Now then, back to our evil LAIR to plan our next move.

Perhaps our next move should be coming up with a theme song, to celebrate this and future triumphs?
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2016, 09:05:15 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on November 02, 2016, 09:00:38 pm
Quote from: S34N1C on November 02, 2016, 08:59:31 pm
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Evil has triumphed over Justice! Our nemesis has been trounced! Now then, back to our evil LAIR to plan our next move.

Perhaps our next move should be coming up with a theme song, to celebrate this and future triumphs?
Theme song
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2016, 05:23:02 am »
The Mall Cop is defeated, the Mall IS OURS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now to commemorate, head TO THE FOOD PLAZA - we'll DESCEND to NEW LOWS IN VILLANY and STEAL A KID'S CANDY!
(Then we should make a strategic retreat to confuse and bewilder those pesky heroes.)
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2016, 05:51:26 am »
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 05:23:02 am
The Mall Cop is defeated, the Mall IS OURS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now to commemorate, head TO THE FOOD PLAZA - we'll DESCEND to NEW LOWS IN VILLANY and STEAL A KID'S CANDY!
(Then we should make a strategic retreat to confuse and bewilder those pesky heroes.)

+1
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2016, 11:25:12 am »
Quote from: NRDL on November 04, 2016, 05:51:26 am
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 05:23:02 am
The Mall Cop is defeated, the Mall IS OURS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now to commemorate, head TO THE FOOD PLAZA - we'll DESCEND to NEW LOWS IN VILLANY and STEAL A KID'S CANDY!
(Then we should make a strategic retreat to confuse and bewilder those pesky heroes.)

+1
Or more VILLAINOUSLY: a BABY'S!
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2016, 11:31:39 am »
Quote from: NJW2000 on November 04, 2016, 11:25:12 am
Quote from: NRDL on November 04, 2016, 05:51:26 am
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 05:23:02 am
The Mall Cop is defeated, the Mall IS OURS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now to commemorate, head TO THE FOOD PLAZA - we'll DESCEND to NEW LOWS IN VILLANY and STEAL A KID'S CANDY!
(Then we should make a strategic retreat to confuse and bewilder those pesky heroes.)

+1
Or more VILLAINOUSLY: a BABY'S!

Friends, you lack Ambition! Why not steal candy from both a baby, and a child!!! MWAHAHAHA! The pure EVIIIL will make us UNSTOPPABLE!!!/b]
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2016, 03:43:10 pm »
With your enemy unconscious DEFEATED TO THE FULLEST DEGREE, it is time for the true ascension into villainy- stealing candy from children and babies! MWAHAHAHAHA! Dr. Woof snickers, with a grin.
Spoiler: Snicker (click to show/hide)
Moving on, you push into the bustling hordes of people that is the central plaza, and quickly find a baby stroller, with the mother turned away. The baby doesn't even see it coming, truly the namesake of the Dum-Dum stuck into it's disgusting gums. With a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman says! the red sucker is gone, and the baby begins crying. You and Dr. Woof whistle innocently, you with your hand behind your back. The mother turns around with a 'humph', and pushes the stroller off to somewhere else. The snickering emanating from your duo warns some odd looks.

Spoiler: Evil Information (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Maegil on October 19, 2016, 04:42:54 pm
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

Maegil

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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2016, 04:14:04 pm »
We have shown the might of our evil and are done here for today, let us leave before Heroes arrive.

Now, what to do next...
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2016, 04:15:26 pm »
Enjoy the fruits of our evil.

Then litter. Litter like you've never littered before.
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2016, 04:35:16 pm »
YES! Lick it, slobber all over it, and litter that sticky sucker thing on our way out. Throw it over the heads of a crowd, to smear the red sweetness on someone's hair and clothes, and many people will also end up stepping on it!

Have some STICKY SOLES, you PEONS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
« Last Edit: November 04, 2016, 04:37:06 pm by Maegil »
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Quote from: Weirdo on October 01, 2016, 03:51:03 pm
What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2016, 04:46:31 pm »
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 04:35:16 pm
YES! Lick it, slobber all over it, and litter that sticky sucker thing on our way out. Throw it over the heads of a crowd, to smear the red sweetness on someone's hair and clothes, and many people will also end up stepping on it!

Have some STICKY SOLES, you PEONS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+1. Littering is the obvious thing to do, and we just stole something that makes littering super easy!
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #71 on: November 04, 2016, 09:10:03 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on November 04, 2016, 04:46:31 pm
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 04:35:16 pm
YES! Lick it, slobber all over it, and litter that sticky sucker thing on our way out. Throw it over the heads of a crowd, to smear the red sweetness on someone's hair and clothes, and many people will also end up stepping on it!

Have some STICKY SOLES, you PEONS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+1. Littering is the obvious thing to do, and we just stole something that makes littering super easy!
+1
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Re: Petty Crime
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2016, 02:50:11 am »
Quote from: S34N1C on November 04, 2016, 09:10:03 pm
Quote from: Stirk on November 04, 2016, 04:46:31 pm
Quote from: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 04:35:16 pm
YES! Lick it, slobber all over it, and litter that sticky sucker thing on our way out. Throw it over the heads of a crowd, to smear the red sweetness on someone's hair and clothes, and many people will also end up stepping on it!

Have some STICKY SOLES, you PEONS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+1. Littering is the obvious thing to do, and we just stole something that makes littering super easy!
+1

+1
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