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S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #135 on: October 08, 2016, 10:07:18 am »

Sorry, I've been really lazy this morning. Working on the update now
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #136 on: October 08, 2016, 10:56:33 am »

"McCree bot; Initializing. Kill order; Received. Enemy sighted; True. Roger, roger."

Furiously shoot every enemy in sight.
[3] You start shooting, and kill several enemies
-25 enemies

Overseer 1.0, activating. Combat subroutines online. System Integrity: 100%. Construction: Ongoing. Roger Roger.
Build automated coilgun artillery to shell the enemy.
[2] You've built your idea of a coilgun, but for the life of you you can't make it work!

Shouldn't Ozarck have killed some enemies?

Run out of fuel after destroying all water on the planet, and fizzle out.

Respawn as a lich in some forgotten tomb somewhere.

[3] You are now a lich, in a forgotten tomb. You have no clue where you are in relation to the battle.

continue slaughtering the robot-cyborg things and ripping out their core processors/souls/whatever for the entity, using the mist to hide myself from them until it is too late!
[6] You continue your bloodfuel-rage and keep sacrificing. When it's all over you find yourself on the middle of a group of enemies. They don't look too happy. . .
-10 town
-15 enemies

Hack enemy robots, turn em against each other.
[1] You start to hack, but they've got an amazing firewall. It quickly counterattacks and completely disables you
-1 town
REBOOT?

Have my Robo-Infernal Vizier start killing the townies.
[2] The Robo-Vizier is such a bit machine that it takes a bit for him to start up.

"beep beep boop. I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs."

Continue selling Robo-Crack. I imagine it's something like weak oneshot magnets that they pass over thier memory cores. Use my fortune from selling crack to build some cloning factories to fight the robots.
[3] Your Robo-crack business is just a successful as your real crack business! Construction on the factory starts
-20 enemies

As Hillbilly survive the water death of the planet through the entity's protection. Start hacking people to bits with a chainsaw in the entity's glory.

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[2] Sorry, you're not a hillbilly, your a robot! And you don't have a chainsaw!

I use a doom - shroom((http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/Doom-shroom))to kill everything.
[1] When planting the doom-shroom, it blows up in your face.
-1 town
REBOOT?

create a cloning machine to clone the townspeople to fight the enemy
[5] The cloning machine is open for business!

Command my robo-animals in the attack against the enemy-bots
[5] Your Robo-animals tear into the enemy.
-20 enemies

-10 town for autonomous death toll

Robo-town: 1272
Robo-enemies: 5352
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #137 on: October 08, 2016, 11:26:27 am »

Combine a few of the robo-animals into a megazord with I robo-bunny king as the head, then attack the enemy "roger roger"
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #138 on: October 08, 2016, 12:52:38 pm »

Combine a few of the robo-animals into a megazord with I robo-bunny king as the head, then attack the enemy "roger roger"
ignore/slaughter the former teammates as I charge and try to brutally dismember this guy.
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KiwiOui

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #139 on: October 08, 2016, 01:06:04 pm »

Primary weapons unavailable. Constructing Secondary defenses. System Integrity: 100%. Roger Roger!
Refit the coilartillery into an EMP cannon. Fire it at the robotic enemy hordes.
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

Coolrune206

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #140 on: October 08, 2016, 01:13:56 pm »

Create a factory to produce organic humans. Assign them to protect the town.
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #141 on: October 08, 2016, 01:29:54 pm »

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Expand Robo-crack inc. Finish cloning factory. Begin pumping out clones.
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #142 on: October 08, 2016, 03:57:12 pm »

reset the game, with a less miimalistic system.

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #143 on: October 08, 2016, 04:55:30 pm »

Cultivate insectoid hive mind that I can control.
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #144 on: October 08, 2016, 07:55:26 pm »

Query, weapons needed. Searching for chainsaw rodger rodger
« Last Edit: October 09, 2016, 06:37:00 am by killerhellhound »
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #145 on: October 09, 2016, 06:22:54 am »

I use my robo - powers to end the world.
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KiwiOui

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #146 on: October 09, 2016, 09:27:57 am »

I use my robo - powers to end the world.
Welp. Wait, just the world? Robots, in space, anyone?Roger Roger

Clones? Droids? World destroying death machines? In space? Now we just need Jar Jar Binks to complete the Star Wars transformation!
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

Failbird105

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #147 on: October 11, 2016, 09:56:56 am »

spawn as a giant golem with laser eyes in the middle of the battlefield, begin attacking both sides.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2016, 10:00:54 am by Failbird105 »
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Re: Siege!
« Reply #148 on: October 12, 2016, 12:50:58 pm »

Locate the battle using divination spells, then head there while invisible.
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