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Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« on: September 29, 2016, 08:34:25 am »



2 noobs wanted for Mythweavers!



"There was an idea; the Emperor knows this. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people. See if they could become something more. See if they could purge together when we needed them too, to stop the battles that we never could. Malcador died still believing in that idea: in ZEROES LIKE YOU DOING AN OUNCE OF GOOD IN YOUR THRONE-DAMNED LIVES! This may seem strange to some of you. I don't even want to know what your normal is! You've been picked out of the miserable dregs you accept as your existence because you have done exactly 1 useful thing for us. Your sole goal in life is to make that binary! You're in the Inquisition now son, we're the oldest most fashionable notion there is. Now get busy dying."

X-files: ✓
More stars then you know what to do with: ✓
Treachery deceit and investigation galore: You're goddamn right.

It is the 41st millennium, just enough time for the end of the world to clear it's schedule. Standing between dawn and dusk is humanities galactic empire, and you, a newly inducted Acolyte of the Imperial Inquisition. Trillions could count on you one day. At the moment i would count bullets instead.

You've got to ask yourself 2 things; what makes me so special? And what does "early warning system" mean?


Come all ye faithless! This game is open to 40k noobs only, and about 5 of you. We're using the 1st edition of Dark Heresy. If you die, you're out.
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Re: Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 09:05:06 am »

I've played one game of Dark Heresy (probably a different edition, though) as a psyker, and I have a vague picture of what each of the races and chaos gods do/are (Tau are space-communists/caste system believers, tyrannids are a zerg scout force from beyond the galaxy that eat biological matter, orks have funny accents, low intelligence/wisdom, have the power to affect things with their beliefs, and love war, etc.). Am I noob-ish enough?
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
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Re: Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 09:05:57 am »

Wait, this is going to be hosted on another forum. Nevermind.
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 12:17:23 pm »

For anyone who was wondering, that's just barely acceptable.
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Re: Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2016, 02:28:52 am »

2 noobs wanted for Mythweavers!
You got me in! :D Cheers \o/
I like how your picturesque storytelling can be loaded by my (bad net) old PC. Hopeful that it/the campaign continues to its end!
Please don't abandon iiit ;~; (As another note--this is my first game with dice'ing up my stuff and actions!)
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Re: Dark Heresy: the Scrublord Initiative
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2016, 10:42:22 am »



So that's where you came from! You done good. Folks, consider me verified.
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