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Author Topic: Roll to Make Lunch  (Read 3633 times)

star2wars3

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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2016, 06:19:09 pm »

The police are onto you. Escape the country.
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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2016, 08:31:33 pm »

make a death sandwich and coat it with extra death sauce
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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2016, 03:15:48 pm »

attempt to make an lovely human tartar out of your injured hand. It is of no use to you anyway, and you *are* very hungry.
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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2016, 12:20:40 pm »

Make a normal sandwich with turkey and hollandaise/
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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2016, 08:24:49 pm »

Make a chicken quesadilla. Begin by cooking the chicken
mmm. . . Chicken

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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2016, 05:18:42 pm »

Kill ziizo with the potatoes that are on fire from ziizo failing.
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Re: Roll to Make Lunch
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2016, 08:51:37 pm »

Fill and boil water in bath tub. Find another human to "taste test it". Make sure they get a nice and long taste by holding thier head under the boiling water.
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