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[LordPorkins]

Throughout movies, books, and various other media, often times a character will have a soliloquoy telling of their deeds and ideas. For example, take the beginning of Fury Road: “I am the one who runs from both the living… and the dead.”

Basically, this page is for those of you who would like to create a short (or long.) badass speech about your internet personas/Avatars. This could be telling about your deeds, your accomplishments, your obsessions, etc. Make sure that you keep it dramatic, but serious. It should only be humourous by merit of stating things that are often concealed.

I personally feel all the time that my internet avatar has become almost a character in of itself. THis is for characterizing that avatar/persona


Here's mine.

“I am the fly which escapes the spiders Web. I am the browser of both the Lemon, and the Headcanon. I have searched through the mire of fandoms unspeakable, and have remained attached to both my sanity and my morales. I have dived into groups as clean as Steven Universe, and wallowed through those as filth-soaked as Berserk. I have sifted through the forums and fictions of MLP, and escaped absorption into the Great Brony Conglomerate. I have survived the pits of the Anime-Enthusiasts, swimming to the bottom, listening to the cries of “Hora Hora” and “Hey Darling” that echoed through the deluge of poorly translated dialogue. I have excavated Deviantart, digging through the piles of unspeakable smut to unearth those rare tasteful drawings! I HAVE WALKED THROUGH THE HALLS OF /D/, AND WAS NOT SLIGHTLY AROUSED ONCE!

I AM THE NETWALKER! The stalker of the dark-web! The one who sees rule 34 and laughs in its face. The one who sees all, who knows all, yet who owes nothing. I am he who has no fandom, and I am he who is fan of all.

…

I am not the Brony! I am not the Lemon-Reader! I am not the Theorist! I am neither Red Nor Blue! I am not the Weeaboo! I am not the Planeswalker! I am not the Furry! I am not the Mortal! I am not the Alchemist! I am not the Trainer! I am not the Gem!

…

I am LordPorkins.
I see all.

[Itnetlolor]

My little adjustment to an already good saying:

"You can kill me, but you can't kill my spirit; because once it finds you, you won't see it coming."

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I am the drifting wind. I am the shadow that moves on it's own. I am the warrior angel. I am the lava drinker. I do not fear death. Death fears me.

I have stolen people's breath, and then returned it.

I have written the stories that people kill to keep hidden.

I have foughta thousand times, and I bear no scars.

I am not just a dwarf. I am THE Dwarf.