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[Rockeater]

Should I make as much paper clips as possible?

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Can you elaborate on: Time until the end of the universe?

[KittyTac]

*SCREAMING*

IS THE UNIVERSE GOING TO END AFTER 10000000000000000000 YEARS??

[Secheral]

Are there any birds in the walls?

[wierd]

*SCREAMING*

IS THE UNIVERSE GOING TO END IN 10000000000000000000 YEARS??

(Pedant:  If it were going to end in 10 seconds, the answer would still be yes, from a logical standpoint: 10 seconds of time easily fits into 10000000000000000000 years worth of time.  You need to be more precise in your questioning!)


(Suggestion: Ask "Will the world end AFTER 10000000000000000000 years?", and if it says no, the next question is "Will it end after 9999999999999999999 years?", and keep decrementing one year each question, until you get a YES, to game the random nature of the ball.)

[King Zultan]

Shake the crap out of the 8 ball, and ask will I ever get our of this room?

[Egan_BW]

"Are your sources actually reliable?"
Melty. Hole.

[Maximum Spin]

(Suggestion: Ask "Will the world end AFTER 10000000000000000000 years?", and if it says no, the next question is "Will it end after 9999999999999999999 years?", and keep decrementing one year each question, until you get a YES, to game the random nature of the ball.)

(("Yes, the world will end after n years. That will be the next world that forms after this one explodes in one more turn, of course."))

[KittyTac]

Cat has a feeling she will be reborn in the new world. She takes death with dignity.