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[origamiscienceguy]

This is a community story where each person writes one sentance to add to the already existing story. After the starting sentance, however, each post will alternate between starting with "fortunately" and "unfortunately." The first sentance will be a starter, the next sentance will start with "unfortunately" and the next will start with "fortunately" etc. An example from an earlier version of the game is in the spoiler.

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Once upon a time, there was a sailor named Bob who was trying to get to Puerto Rico
Unfortunately for Bob, all the Oceans had dried up.
Fortunately, this allowed him to drive to Puerto Rico.
Unfortunately, without the wealth of the ocean, Puerto Rico had become ridden with crime and dehydration.
Fortunately, along the route were a number of inns and waystations for those driving across the ocean floor.
Unfortunately, Bob's Car Broke down next to a Bandit Camp.
Fortunately, said Bandit Camp was actually a themed restaurant (hence the capital letters).
Unfortunately, the theme was cannibalism.
Fortunately, it was just a theme and no one was actually being eaten.
Unfortunately, They didn't sell fuel and Bob was still stuck.
Fortunately, they did have a rickshaw.
Unfortunately, It would be a Perilous Journey, Filled with Danger, And that's before he Even Reaches his Goal!
Fortunately, an old man said it was too dangerous to go alone, and gave him something
Unfortunately, It was just a Manberger.
Fortunately, it had a grenade stuck in it.
Unfortunately, someone pulled the pin already!
Fortunately, It was a dud.
Unfortunately, the burger was rotten
Fortunately, Bob didn't mind.
Unfortunately, that meant the received food poisoning.
Fortunately, he always carried food poisoning medicine with him at all times.
Unfortunately, it was laced with LSD
Fortunately, This Helped Bob get over his Boredom!
Unfortunately, an Ork wants to make his skull an ashtray
Fortunately, the LSD made Bob high enough to be out of reach.
Unfortunately, Bob became so high, that he crashed through the roof.
Fortunately, when Bob woke up the next morning, he found he had somehow acquired more fuel and someone else's car, though his pants, wallet, and hair were missing.
Unfortunately, he was now completely lost, having awoken in a strange place.
Fortunately he found a map and figured out where to go

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There are a few rules to make this more fun.

1. Keep it clean
2. No blatantly contradicting a previous post (no saying "unfortunately, that didn't actually happen")

Other than that, I think it's time to get started!

Once apon a time, Steve woke up to a strange smell.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Unfortunately it was dwarf made neurotoxin, the end
Fortunatly, it was Pi.

[hector13]

Unfortunately, it was to 5,000 decimal places.

[crazyabe]

PTW

[NRDL]

Fortunately, Steve was a math genius, and counted up his way to pi easily.

[MidnightJaguar]

unfortunately: The other mathematicians Steve worked with grew jealous of this ability and plotted to kill him.

[hector13]

Fortunately they were distracted by the concepts they were using to analyze the best way to kill Steve.

[NRDL]

Unfortunately all the intrigue lead to no work getting done, grants were cut, and Steve had to find work elsewhere