Once upon a time, there was a sailor named Bob who was trying to get to Puerto Rico
Unfortunately for Bob, all the Oceans had dried up.
Fortunately, this allowed him to drive to Puerto Rico.
Unfortunately, without the wealth of the ocean, Puerto Rico had become ridden with crime and dehydration.
Fortunately, along the route were a number of inns and waystations for those driving across the ocean floor.
Unfortunately, Bob's Car Broke down next to a Bandit Camp.
Fortunately, said Bandit Camp was actually a themed restaurant (hence the capital letters).
Unfortunately, the theme was cannibalism.
Fortunately, it was just a theme and no one was actually being eaten.
Unfortunately, They didn't sell fuel and Bob was still stuck.
Fortunately, they did have a rickshaw.
Unfortunately, It would be a Perilous Journey, Filled with Danger, And that's before he Even Reaches his Goal!
Fortunately, an old man said it was too dangerous to go alone, and gave him something
Unfortunately, It was just a Manberger.
Fortunately, it had a grenade stuck in it.
Unfortunately, someone pulled the pin already!
Fortunately, It was a dud.
Unfortunately, the burger was rotten
Fortunately, Bob didn't mind.
Unfortunately, that meant the received food poisoning.
Fortunately, he always carried food poisoning medicine with him at all times.
Unfortunately, it was laced with LSD
Fortunately, This Helped Bob get over his Boredom!
Unfortunately, an Ork wants to make his skull an ashtray
Fortunately, the LSD made Bob high enough to be out of reach.
Unfortunately, Bob became so high, that he crashed through the roof.
Fortunately, when Bob woke up the next morning, he found he had somehow acquired more fuel and someone else's car, though his pants, wallet, and hair were missing.
Unfortunately, he was now completely lost, having awoken in a strange place.
Fortunately he found a map and figured out where to go
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