Back when Anvillocked was a young little 200 dwarf fort I had 3 vampires locked in side by side rooms dug in the dirt and coffins lined both sides of the hall. With gold table and chair, masterwork rock doors. For years, tho naked (and thirsty) they were the happiest dwarfs in the fort!!!
Then I thought id use the justice system to convict them, only 1 got beaten, they all got jail time.
I lock the doors ro their cels. Years pass, the fort grows large. Fps nosedives.
Maybe 3 vampires trying to path to "dinner" is hurting fps.
I let all 3 out to feed, when they do ill convict them!
4 drained bodies real quick. LET THE BEATINGS COMMENCE!!!
The fort has grown huge. Even tho they have nicknames, I can barely find them in the huge list!!
All 3 (finally) get convicted of 1 murder each. 1 gets beaten to death!! Yay!! But he other 2 escape unharmed!! Wtf? Really. I'm NOT fighting that list again.
So for 2 or 3 years now, 2 known vamps stalk the halls of Anvillocked, feeding at will.
But now the "delayed punishment" thoughts are spreading. Just f'n great.
I'm going to convict them for 1 murder each, if they don't get beaten....well I have a military miner squad that is "somehow" short 2 dwarfs. Ill enlist them to that squad. When they enter the barracks the door will lock behind them and the the 8 legendaries will say " why is there only 1 bed?! Where's the food? WHERE'S THE BOOZE!??!!
We'll see who lives then, wont we?
Goatmaan