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Wolzly

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« on: April 19, 2016, 08:05:47 pm »



Made me laugh :)
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2016, 05:01:18 am »

I'll be honest. I don't see the funny side.

Maybe I'm just dumb though.
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Re: First post, had to...
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2016, 06:04:08 am »

I'll be honest. I don't see the funny side.

Maybe I'm just dumb though.
Look at what they are... underpants. Now look at what they're worth.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2016, 11:23:03 am »

Something is weird here. Either modding is afoot, or mooding is. Dwarves lack the knowledge to make these under normal circumstances, and yet they are "fit for dwarf" rather than goblin or elf.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2016, 12:12:15 pm »

The FPS counter is partially obstructing it, but that sure looks like an artifact name to me.

So to sum up, you have an artifact piece of clothing that is worth a lot of money... Doesn't seem so out of the ordinary to me.
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2016, 01:49:10 pm »

I googled "braise" and meridian dictionary only refer to cooking.  Some websites links refer to it as medieval garments. So it's like a ladies' silk slip under skirts or something?

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2016, 04:05:11 pm »

I googled "braise" and meridian dictionary only refer to cooking.  Some websites links refer to it as medieval garments. So it's like a ladies' silk slip under skirts or something?

Essentially, "braise" are the middle-ages equivalent to boxer shorts:
https://www.google.com/search?q=baraies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=2560&bih=1329#tbm=isch&q=garment+braies

The "slip" you're thinking of is probably a "shift":
https://www.google.com/search?q=baraies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=2560&bih=1329#tbm=isch&q=garment+shift
« Last Edit: April 21, 2016, 04:08:50 pm by MobRules »
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2016, 05:11:11 pm »

I like the idea of dwarf gangs roaming towns at night to get hold of silk pants 'through other means'.
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2016, 05:19:48 pm »

This gave me a good chuckle :)  But we need a description!  Please tell me it menaces with Spikes.

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2016, 07:54:19 pm »

I googled "braise" and meridian dictionary only refer to cooking.  Some websites links refer to it as medieval garments. So it's like a ladies' silk slip under skirts or something?
You probably should have been Googling Braies.
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 12:17:19 am »

man with my woman around I wish my "braise" menaced with menacing spikes......
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 07:02:58 am »

As the other geezer said 'by other means' is the funny part lol

Also the absurdity of cave spider silk underwear... Bet it's comfy though
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2016, 07:46:25 pm »

I wonder what spider silk fabric feels like.

Mmm, I'd pay for some underpants made out of the stuff.
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