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Author Topic: Okay, c'mon now, that's just *cruel*  (Read 855 times)

Sofaspud

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Okay, c'mon now, that's just *cruel*
« on: December 14, 2007, 01:42:00 am »
My hunter was lost in the thrill of the chase and ignored my orders to stop hunting and get back into the fort.  He chased a herd of warthogs into a goblin siege that was camped on my borders.

Aside from the GIGANTIC pool of blood that the gobs are dancing around in now, there's not much left.  Except, this:

Azstrog Gotaspuz, goblin Spearman
( Unib Sezukiden's left upper arm )
Sandy Clay
A Pool of Blood

Not only did she (it's a female) rip his arm off, she's now dancing on it.  Or something.

(Her name translates as "Azstrog Necroincests"; that's just disgustingly creepy.)

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Kinneus

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Re: Okay, c'mon now, that's just *cruel*
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 03:18:00 am »
Necroincests? Uh-oh.
Something tells me she's not 'dancing' with that arm.
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Alfador

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Re: Okay, c'mon now, that's just *cruel*
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 03:36:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Kinneus:
<STRONG>Necroincests? Uh-oh.
Something tells me she's not 'dancing' with that arm.</STRONG>

No, it really is just innocent dancing. She reserves the other kind of dancing for her family. Her dead family.

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