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[infrequentLurker]

Yup, it certainly gives elves an edge. The next time a group of elven bards lays siege to my fort, armed with bagpipes made from divine fabric, I'll be quakin' in ma boots!

Lol I said I enjoy the IDEA of them having this divine equipment edge, I'm not saying the particular example the OP listed is good for sieges! As in, I wish this material availability in which the elves have can be expanded on to the point where they can use said materials more frequently in combat...In non bagpipe form.

So... ukuleles instead?

[steel jackal]

Yup, it certainly gives elves an edge. The next time a group of elven bards lays siege to my fort, armed with bagpipes made from divine fabric, I'll be quakin' in ma boots!

Lol I said I enjoy the IDEA of them having this divine equipment edge, I'm not saying the particular example the OP listed is good for sieges! As in, I wish this material availability in which the elves have can be expanded on to the point where they can use said materials more frequently in combat...In non bagpipe form.

So... ukuleles instead?

i think he means divine metal axes with divine metal strings, doubles as a guitar (which some people call an axe) and a weapon

though im not sure if elves know how to make an axe seeing as its primary use is tree murder

[khearn]

I thought that was the secondary use. It is called a battle axe, after all. The primary use is killing self-righteous gits that try to insist that I don't use it on trees. Then, once they are silenced, I can use it on trees in peace.

[BlackBronze]

While playing adventure mode as a jumping spider man, I spawned with the dwarven equivalent of a Violin with strings of "Shadow Stuff". I always pictured him as a heavy metal violinist.

[Salmeuk]

I saw this 'feature' over at the Crackedhalls succesion fortress. I first just assumed the 3000 dwarfbucks instrument was yet another elven joke, but they were also selling molten-liquid replacement strings at fours times that price. I still like to think they were just running some sort of scam: buy the instrument for a small investment and we'll be right here to 'help' you when your strings dribble off the neckpiece. Probably made of gluten-free taffy or some soy-based gelatinous paste engineered to melt only after being exposed to a certain air pressure and ambient temperature(which just so happens to correlate to conditions found within your typical dwarven outpost).