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[TheCowofEternalFlame]

While I do understand by what it means by ass, I can't help but laugh a bit at the thought of someone turning into an ass every full moon.

[King Kitteh]

I remember someone got attacked by a forgotten beast or titan that was in the form of a giant ass.

The kicker? "Beware its poisonous gas"

[bmxbumpkin]

hhahahahahaha thanks TheCowofEternalFlame that gave me a good chuckle. 

[King Kitteh]

I once got attacked by a "Werebear" and this is all I could think of.

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WereBear CareBears

[Pvt. Pirate]

my last fortress was seized by that weretortoise and those dwarves unlucky enough for being bitten while they killed it. when the werefox attacked a few months later (and my polpuplation goign down from 12 to 6 with many of them being bitten in combat again), i decided to forge a new world.

[Untrustedlife]

my last fortress was seized by that weretortoise and those dwarves unlucky enough for being bitten while they killed it. when the werefox attacked a few months later (and my polpuplation goign down from 12 to 6 with many of them being bitten in combat again), i decided to forge a new world.

I try to encourage people to stick with one world over many games.
much more fun taht way.

[Airgeoff]

Funny how circumstance alters perception.  Maybe it's cause I work for a company that does a lot of managed infrastructure and cloud migration, but asses with eyes glowing of azure made me think of the salespeople for a certain cloud platform.

Edit:  autocorrect thought I meant cucumber instead of circumstance.  Corrected now.

[Pvt. Pirate]

my last fortress was seized by that weretortoise and those dwarves unlucky enough for being bitten while they killed it. when the werefox attacked a few months later (and my polpuplation goign down from 12 to 6 with many of them being bitten in combat again), i decided to forge a new world.

I try to encourage people to stick with one world over many games.
much more fun taht way.

if that was one of two possible embark locations in a world without any locations with "evil = low", that means "well, fuck this world!"
my forts tend to be overrun (or crash tha game) before i even get to recruit any kind of militia.